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Some short films I've made with my friends:
"Carlos is the type of guy that'll stab you
in the eye with a soldering iron and then
carry you on his back to the hospital.
You will see him walking with a
determined look in his eye and then ask
him where he is going. His
reply "Shangri-La, to get my money
back!" His testimony in court will
embarrass you, in front of your family,
friends, and enemies but it will keep you
from going to prison. His hatred of the
human race is unparalleled by anyone I
know. His love of the human race is also
unparalleled by anyone I know. He is a
contradiction in terms. He will praise you
one second and then stab you in the
back the next, but only if you deserve it.
A jack of all trades and an expert in only
one. He knows how to have a good
time. He knows how to make time. He
knows how to destroy time. A fierce
bastard with a heart of gold, and the
equipment to mine it. Positively
charismatic and what not. The bane of
my existence. A great filmmaker." -- Alec Johnson, a good friend in the Rushmore sense.
You're The Sound and the Fury!
by William Faulkner
Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips
with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue,
but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost. People often have a hard
time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant
anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.
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Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?