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Undercover Mexican Girlâ„¢

I would like to sail away on a sea-salted tortilla chip.

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorF.A.Q. about U.M.G.
Q. Are you really 30?
A. Yes
Q. Are you really Mexican?
A. Yes.
My only plan is, I have no plan.
--Paul Bowles
You can see real life in 3-D.
--Stéphane Miroux
I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old movies.
--Amélie Poulain
You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself.
--Beryl Markham, West With the Night
My advice to all young writers is quite simple. I would caution them never to evade a new experience. I would urge them to live life in the raw, to grapple with it bravely, to attack it with naked fists.
--Arturo Bandini, Ask the Dust
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
--Mark Twain
My grandmother. Without her, there is no me.
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My Interests

writing playing violin, soprano ukulele, and piano decoupaging boxes playmobil and collecting playmobil creating stop motion short films
plains of shado ben: episode I taking photos gael garcia bernal aventuras con shand walton pow-wows con las chicas superpoderosas (anna la burbuja y paige la bombon) chicharrones con salsa valentina! chullos and cloches burt's bees products ocean steamliners (particularly of the cunard line) architecture (caribbean spanish colonial, craftsman, art deco, frank lloyd wright, art nouveau, mexican colonial, old west adobe, and gold rush in the pacific northwest) gardening natives, herbs, and vegetables collecting fruit crate labels, green bottles, cunard memorabilia, tin & wooden boxes, and colorful bottlecaps pirates, gypsies, and charolastras californians, hidrocálidos, d.f.eños/as exploring, wandering, breaking and entering sushi, korean, vietnamese, and persian food mexican martinis made in austin, micheladas made in mexico work by my brilliant friend paige moore
old advertisement posters and labels mitch hedburg. the funniest man. ever. catahoula leopard hound dogs

I'd like to meet:

...people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everbody goes 'Awww!'
--Jack Kerouac, On the Road

Pirates, gypsies, ghosts, charolastras, and Golden the Pony Boy.

Music:

Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Soul Coughing, Morphine, Beck, They Might Be Giants, Camper Van Beethoven, Calexico, Theater Fire, Daniel Johnston, Elliott Smith, X Yann Tiersen, Antonio Vivaldi, Aaron Copland, Astor Piazzola, Django Reinhardt, Stephane Grappelli, and most players of gypsy music The Pogues, Gogol Bordello, The Levellers, The Greencards, The Bills, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Legendary Shack Shakers Ibrahim Ferrer, Compay Segundo, Julio Jaramillo My friends who make music: Shand Walton, Jim Keaveny, Kirk Smith, Combo Mahalo, White Ghost Shivers, Black Molly, The Refreshmints Band, Turbina, Marshall Jones & the Frontier Phrenologists, Sarah Stollak, The Road To Recovery, Randy Weeks, Ramsay Midwood

Movies:

El Laberinto del Fauno, El Espinazo del Diablo, Amores Perros, Y Tu Mamá También, La Mala Educación, El Crimen de Padre Amaro, El Callejón de los Milagros, La Niña de Tus Ojos, La Science des Rêves, Amelie, Delicatessen, La Cité des Enfants Perdus, Betty Blue, Tuvalu, Exils, Gadjo Dilo, Il Postino, Luci del VarietàLegend of 1900, Titanic, Poseidon Adventure, A Night to Remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Infinity, War Games, Biloxi Blues Chinatown, Casablanca, Out of the Past, Third Man, Touch of Evil, Citizen Kane, Key Largo Cradle Will Rock, Sweet and Low Down, Lost in Yonkers, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Dead Poets Society, Out of Africa, Snows of Kilimanjaro, Last Picture Show, Giant, Rebel Without a Cause, Quiet Days in Clichy Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan (2003), Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Temple of Doom, The Last Crusade, Goonies, Planet of the Apes (w/C. Heston) Gangs of NY, Oliver Twist, From Hell, The Claim, Godfather trilogy, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Grifters, Miller's Crossing, Blue Velvet

Television:

Although I am currently under the impression that my TVs sole existence is to enable my DVD player, I do like the following: Ghost Hunters, Mythbusters, X-Files (the early episodes with David Duchovny), Sex and the City, El Chavo del Ocho, Planet of the Apes (1974 episodes), and Third Rock from the Sun

Books:

unabridged dictionaries preferably with etymologies, Without Stopping by Paul Bowles, Ask the Dust by John Fante, Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy, To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Goodbye, Columbus by Philip Roth, Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera, Lives of Girls and Women by Alice Munro, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren, All the Pretty Horse by Cormac McCarthy, Across the Wire and The Devil's Highway by Luis Alberto Urrea, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon, Diana la Cazadora Solitaria by Carlos Fuentes, La Casa de los Espiritus by Isabel Allende, The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway, Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolver, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Horseman Pass By by Larry McMurtry, On the Road by Jack Kerouac, The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran
I also like to read stuff online:
New York Times
Los Fuzzy Dice
Ask a Mexican!
Found Magazine
The Onion
McSweeney's
Words and Images

Heroes:

Maria Ines Lopez Gurrola, Kahlil Gibran, Frida Kahlo, and Beryl Markham.

My Blog

Quiz

If you can tell me who this is, you are the awesomest.
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

Duty

"We thought that, perhaps," said I, hesitating, "it is right to begin with the obligations of home, sir; and that, perhaps, while those are overlooked and neglected, no other duties can possibly be su...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST

Bandidas Bad, and Not Bad as in Good

What were Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek thinking? Two of the most famous "latina" actresses from Hollywood get together, and they make a bad, bad film. A bad film. Having just watched Nacho Libre, I h...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

A Frequent Craving

CHICHARRONES & SALSA VALENTINA. That's right, baby. That's the way to my heart. ...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST

Overheard Absurdities

For a brief period of time, on a flight from Austin to Mexico City, I was Undercover American Girl. The flight attendant purposely did not hand me a tourist visa, because she assumed I was a Mexican n...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

my grandmother: thoughts from my brother

to pass. "so today my grandmother passed away. she goes like countless others into that place where those who live can only dream about. why does everyone get so upset when this happens? it's real, y...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

PLAINS OF SHADO BEN: EPISODE I

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Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

I don't think this is meant to fly, but whatever.

World's Largest Airliner Declared Safe The Airbus A380, a 555-seat, double-decker aircraft, was cleared by the U.S. and Europe after six years of development marred by delays I don't think I'd w...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

Pure Nerd

My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test:Pure Nerd(73 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 34% Dork) For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is p...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

Why I Bundle Up

Several times already, my office mates are surprised when they see me walk into the building wearing a hoodie, a jacket over the hoodie, a knit hat, scarf, and gloves, with my cheeks slightly pink, an...
Posted by Undercover Mexican Girl" on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST