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Szuf Daddy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to cause trouble. I was recently reprimanded by a K Mart manager for picking up the house phone, hitting page, and requesting a sales associate to the Electronics Department. I managed to get thrown out of a charity auction at the Hard Rock Cafe. Twice. IN THE SAME NIGHT. And I got back in both times. Thart's cuz Im a smooth operator. Not a smooth criminal. I've never even been arrested. But if the lawman ever comes for me, I bet Ill be able to out run those fuckers on my motorbike. But if they DID catch me and I DID go to jail, Id wanna share a cell with Jon Bon Jovi. Or Richie Sambora. Or, even better, BOTH!

My Interests

Dining On Danger and Snacking On Death!

I'd like to meet:

Abdullah the Butcher, Sabu, Terry Funk, Ginger, Gav, Kerry King, Seth Enslow, Happy Gilmore, Travis Pastrana, Carey Hart, Bill Clinton, Jay Z, Bill Clinton, Huck Botko, Little Jimmy Wilson, and Hillary Clinton's man whore, who I hope becomes the next President of the United States, just so he can keep my cigar box warm til Im old enough to run...

Music:

Ween, Bon Jovi, The Bouncing Souls, Avail , The Wildhearts, Poison, Kid Rock, David Allan Coe, Agnostic Front, Slayer, April Wine, against Me!, Tony Orlando, and John Tesh. Oh, and Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse. And SLAYER. If you cant get down with Slayer, then please delete me from your Friends, Fagit.

Movies:

You Eat Pieces Of Shit for Breakfast??? You are giving me the Freekout! "If there's one thing I Learned this week, its better to a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one". Clarence Worley. And Vanishing Point. (Please see Mail Order Wife. If you haven't, then its not OK to talk to me)

Television:

Dancing With The Stars, DeGrassi Junior High, Arrested Development, Planet Earth, American Gladiators, TRAILER PARK BOYS!

Books:

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Heroes:

Benjamin Frankin, Alexander Hamilton, Richie Sambora, Anne Frank. Colonel Kurtz. BUBBLES.