I like long car rides with the windows down and nowhere to go with the music blaring. I like thinking like a 5 year old. I like acting on it. I like to get my hair cut. All of them. I hate flying. A lot. If I say something loudly, I must be right. I love penguins. I call them pengies. I love smoking pot once a year and then remembering that I hate smoking pot. I like being real. I can't stand liars. I like to clean my room. I hate spinach and you can't make me eat it. I love my guinea pig, he is my hero. I love 80's techno remixes and I hate that I love them. I love lamp.I eat a lot of frozen grapes.
My smile is a little lopsided.
I can wiggle my eyes and my ears, but lets be honest---who the hell really cares.
I will always laugh when anyone says "moist". Its just funny.
A Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the greatest movies ever made.
I may or may not have had too much to drink and climbed 3 stories of scaffolding outside a building in Union Square.
My words are my best friend and my worst enemy
God looks out for me
Wear stilletos or don't wear heels
No one will ever love you like your mommy. No one.
I figure I won the cosmic lottery just by being born in America
There's someone sitting out there, being absolutely perfect for me
~I'm just a crazy kinda girl, and I've just started having my fun~