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G A R Y !

I put the R in Gay!

About Me

i like to crochet things and make arts and crafts. i love fabrics! give me some fabrics, some glue, and scissors and i can make you some nice curtains! i'm very opinionated, so i like to give advice. my friends, they come to me. they don't always like to hear what i have to say but they know it's true! (jose, drop that fool. why do you waste your time with him!!) i am tender and like to cry during movies, i love to text! my friends always give me a hard time but they like to recieve them too! i like drama. the good kind. not the bad kind. save that drama for your mamma! anyways, it makes me feel alive, you know?! it always seems to find me! Bambi II music video

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My Interests

late night cruising for fun and adventure. going to the flower mart before 7 am. the smells are so powerful i can hardly stand it. they make me dizzy- almost!, bringing my dog to the dog park (in silverlake everyday at 5!), rollerskating with friends (i have moves! noone believes me but i do), spicy foods (but not too spicy!)i love beer bust sundays at the faultline! when dj mcb starts spinnin i nearly lose control! i like to go on carnival rides too. the small ones not the big ones. they go too fast! i love cotton candy too! it just melts in your mouth. how does it do that?! it must be all that sugar! OH MY GOD! right now i am OBSESSED with charades! my friend toni has a charade night twice a month. it's soo fun. i am not that good right now but i am getting better. i get so excited when i play! i almost hyperventilate. it's kind of scary but i laugh so much it must be good!

I'd like to meet:

Madonna, but that goes without saying! naveen andrews (sayid from lost!) i would love to be lost on an island with him!!! he could interrogate me and protect me and make a picnic, i would like to see a unicorn. i know they don't exist but wouldn't it be cool?! someone who would win me a big stuffed animal at an amusement park. just for me. i'd also like to meet tom. my friends tease me because he is still one my friend but i don't care. i think he's kinda cute, you know. he seems fun and he takes his job so serious. that's sexy. oooh, i almsot forgot. i have a CRUSH! it's the cute guy who makes the tacos at michoacan!! he makes the best carne asada tacos ever! i would like to roll him up in a tortilla and make some hot sauce!!!

Music:

oh my god, MADONNA! i have seen everyone of her tours!!! it IS true! i tried out to be one of her dancers but i didn't make it. no hard feelings though, you have to be really good to do that. i like crazy beats, salsa, anything to shake my tight little brown ass too!! tito puente, HELLO! la vida loca, that songs about me ricky and you know it! george michael! i have faith believe me. (michael, im me next time youre in la. i'm not a cop. you gotta have faith!)

Movies:

bambi is my all time favorite movie. it still makes me cry. i LOVE it! anything that is disney is ok with me! y tu mama tambien(except for that old hag!), strawberry and chocolat, antonio banderas in anything (especially in tight briefs! hello, baton rouge) i like tom cruise movies too! even cocktail! i don't know what all the hoopla was about when he jumped on oprahs couch. he's in love! i am so happy for him! buena vista social club

Television:

lost (i love you sayid!), project runway (you go, santino! jefferey that tattoo is soo sexy), crocodile hunter (how did he do all that?!), trading spaces(i could be a guest designer for sure. i would make it look soo good!), sex and the city (that blond one, she's sooo bad!)queer eye used to be my favorite but i'm over it now. that carson kressley, what's up with him? really?, too close for comfort (MONROE!) my stories on telemundo, emiril, to heat a kitchen right! i DON'T like dr. phil. he seems so two faced. doesn't he?! someone told me he's not even a real doctor! i don't get it.

Books:

i'm ok youre ok, crocheting for dummies, i just love those dummy books! i have a whole collection. i know what you are thinking but i'm not dumb for reading them! i also like the tabloids. they are like books if you put them all together except they have more pictures instead of words. i like to know what britney and paris are up to. that lohan, she crazy! she should take a vacation or something. just get out of the spotlight for a while. something.

Heroes:

tom tierney, santo! when i was little i used to dream of santo saving me from some evil men who had me tied up. i loved his costume! i still wonder who that man is under the mask! is it oprah? no i just kid. i LOVE oprah! i also like luis guzman. he was soo good in boogie nights.Santo Trailer

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