Playing With Dolls

Scott: Thinks drunk people suck.
Halex: Sucks drunk people.

Scott: Thinks monogamy is the ideal.
Halex: Thinks monogamy is a kind of wood.

Scott: Vanilla scented candles.
Halex: Vanilla scented poppers.

Scott: Free juice coupons at Trader Joe’s.
Halex: Free drink tickets at Micky’s.

Scott: Cute animal videos on youtube.
Halex: Hot bear videos on xtube.

Scott: Volunteering once a week at APLA.
Halex: Getting tested once a week APLA.

Scott: Dressing-up his Chihuahua once a month for “The West Hollywood Fierce Puppy Club.”
Halex: Dressing up in drag once a month for “Club 7969.”