Daddys Back, So Make With The Suction Already... |
Well hullo there, kittens and cocksuckers. Long time, no sexually-harass. I've been off the grid for the last month or so due to unforseen circumstances and a lack of financal solvency brought on by a...
Posted by The Chad on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:50:00 PST |
Beard-A-Thon 2008... LIVES! VIVA LA BEARDATHON!!! |
I can’t tell you how much it pains me to say this, but I’ve decided to cancel (or at least put on hold) Beard-A-thon 2008 due to the number of messages I’ve received from people sugg...
Posted by The Chad on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST |
Beard-A-Thon 2008 Is Coming Soon! FUCK YEAH!!! |
Ladies and gentlemen, friends and fans, connoisseurs of beards and boobs - lend me your sensory input devices! Every now and then, an event comes along, a spectacle of such awesome proportions that me...
Posted by The Chad on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:29:00 PST |
Happy Zombie Jesus Day (w/ video goodness)! |
In the spirit of Zombie Jesus Day, here’s a blast from the past - a video I posted two years ago on ZJD - "Easter Bunny Hates You!"The Easter Bunny Hates You
And if that weren’...
Posted by The Chad on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST |
Here Comes The Sun. Now Shove It Up Your Ass... |
I know you fine people aren’t used to two blogs in one day from me, but today I’m feeling prolific and I’m feeling like sharing - possibly due to the fact that I skipped work today a...
Posted by The Chad on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST |
ANOTHER Bizarre Random Encounter (and a past mystery revealed!) |
"Like the lovely Jen said in the comments on the strawberry shake guy story, strange random shit *does* seem to happen to me more often than most people. I don’t know what it is about me that at...
Posted by The Chad on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST |
The Second Annual Deafmaestro Awards! |
Overdue? Sure. Still fucking spectacular? You bet'cha!I was planning to post this two months ago, but I'm a lazy bastard. That said, let's get on with it, shall we?1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR"Here's...
Posted by The Chad on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:59:00 PST |
Truth Vs. Fiction (And A Previous Random Encounter) |
In the light of my last blog about the mysterious stranger of the strawberry shake giving-and-taking-away variety, many of you probably wonder if this story and many others I've told here are true. Gr...
Posted by The Chad on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST |
Totally Fucking Random & Bizarre Moment, Nbr: 16,324,517... |
There was a knock on my front door just three minutes ago. Naturally, I assumed it was some hot bitch who tracked me down in the wake of my earlier-posted blog who wanted to share her passion an...
Posted by The Chad on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:22:00 PST |
An Apology For... Well.... Y’know... |
Dear friends, fans, lovers, haters, wannabes, and fellow discontent ne'er-do-wells,You might think that this will be an apology for the lack of blog updates featuring the timeless comedy and sterling ...
Posted by The Chad on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:41:00 PST |
