thats telekenesis kyle |
this story made me so happy i needed to post it again somewhere elseso i think i broke a lady's arm with my mind today. i talk to moron rednecks about computers all day, and they tend to piss me right...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 17:38:00 GMT |
to murder a fat, old, bald white man |
so im going to shatter a mans face named brian leininger. this fucking jabba the hutt looking fuckbag was my lawyer for the last time the cops actually had shit on me and got me in their cuffs and int...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:53:00 GMT |
terd sandwich |
politics are dumb. democrats threaten to move to canada if republicans win. now i see all these republicans saying the same thing since obama won. shut that shit up. both parties are dumb as shit, mon...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:43:00 GMT |
another one bites the dust |
man, another one of my friends died over the weekend. it hasnt even been 2 months since i had to see a homie stuck in the ground. a very disconcerting trend that is bumming me the fuck out. god i cant...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
tila tequila |
what a dumb whore. shes not even an attractive whore. bitch looks like a freakin alien with some fake ass titties, seriously the fake titties are the only thing dudes must pine over this paris hilton ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
enough with the dying |
seriously, no one i know should die anymore for at least 5 years. i cant keep up with the crying like a nancy move, and my 1 and only nice looking ensemble is getting worn the fuck out from all this n...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:34:00 GMT |
world record bitches |
yeaaaaaaaaaaa buddy. set a world record today by slaying on guitar. woke up and got wasted, cause face it, what else you gonna do in a world record setting event. me and jrod annihilate...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
extreme case of bullshit |
DAMMIT!!! i thought i actually caught some goodluck today. i got my paycheck and it was for 80hours instead of 40 and was for like 660 bux. it made me shout out "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!!" which was my dow...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 00:03:00 GMT |
taco neck syndrome |
man tonite was one of the baddest shows ive seen in quite sometime. i kid you not, dimmu borgir made all pregnant women in the general westport area crap out their babies and then reduced the lil woul...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:27:00 GMT |
Jesus Music |
ok, so at work im always tryin to listen to the pit on 989 cause its the only metal i get to hear all day. it always pisses everyone off there and they change it after like 2 or 3 songs, which pisses ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:18:00 GMT |
