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cho

of course i want some cheezy poofs

About Me

i could be the most boring person you'll ever meet. and i'll most likely say something to piss you off or offend you.

My Interests

scooters, motorcycles. guitar. singing. music. poker. design. modernism. trying to come up with idea for cool products. dancing, hanging out with friends. hanging out by myself. sitting in st. marks during the day and people watching, while describing the weirdos to people i'm chatting with.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who played bernie, in the weekend at bernie movies

Music:

some of my currents: louis the XIV, art brute, architecture in helsinki, she wants revenge, tegan and sara, AC/DC, electric six, fanny pack, kings of leon, weakerthans, new pornographers, mates of state, rainer maria, black keys, white stripes, decemberists, mountain goats, neutral milk hotel, blonde redhead, fugazi, ima robot, hot hot heat, jawbreaker, sunny day real estate, junior senior, yah

Movies:

the police academy series. weekend at bernies 2 & 3. the chucky series. snuff films. grade school love movies from the 60s. movies with talking animals. movies that feature adults switching bodies with kids. movies about black guys disguised as white girls, movies with talking babies, movies about the underground japanese race circuit

Television:

when amish attack. informercials. japanese cartoons that feature card games. shows about mimes and jugglers. shows about korean rock bands. shows that feature country singers. shows about being a vampire grandma living with herpes, any show where you can vote.

Books:

where's waldo. where's waldo 2 electric boogaloo. where's freddie krugger. where's freddie and waldo going. what the hell did freddie and waldo leave on the shower curtains.? who's stripped sweaters are these? baywatch the graphic novel. behind the scenes of welcome back kotter by gabe kaplan. where's yahoo serious. where's yahoo serious' career. how to make 2 dozen movies about cowboys and baseball by kevin kostner.

Heroes:

fran drescher and carrot top

My Blog

things to do in colorado before i’m dead

or move. whichever comes first.i've lived in denver for 10 years now (minus the 6 months i was in ny). i've done a bunch of shit that you do when you live in colorado. i've gone mountain biking, hiked...
Posted by cho on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:06:00 PST

not only

did i just hear ugly kid joe on the radio, but the DJ just called them awesome. he did make up for it by playing some motherfuckin steel dragon.if you dont' know who steel dragon is, you need to go ou...
Posted by cho on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

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no more rum for me
Posted by cho on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST

is your crotch hungry girl?

cause it's eating your pants.and after just 5 short years, i finally noticed how you can insert an image into this stuff. i am so smrt....
Posted by cho on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

what? really?

so what's up with you?what's new?how are you doing?any of these questions asked in my family, are usually responed to with, "nothing much" or "pretty good". that's all we want to give up when asked. a...
Posted by cho on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:38:00 PST

hey blowjob

wearing your noodles & co. hat sideways doesn't make you any cooler. you're still a putz that cooks at noodles and co. maybe if you worked at some bagel shop in brooklyn, ny or something, you can pull...
Posted by cho on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

attention, you fucking blowjobs!!!

stay away from target this weekend. it will be filled with every college kid coming back to school.and you can spot the douchebags from the kids you wouldn't mind working with someday.the douchebags a...
Posted by cho on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

plea from a cat named virtue

by the weakerthans.if i had a cat, this is what he'd be thinking.
Posted by cho on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

whats new with me

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Posted by cho on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

sinner!

i was so bored i did another stupid survery. you may be bored enough to read this:WrathWho did you last get angry with?a transvestite hooker on colfaxWhat is your weapon of choice?words, and if i run ...
Posted by cho on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:04:00 PST