I am a dork, a nerd, and a dweeb. My friends still like me, for some reason. Probably because they look cooler when they're with me. I like to think I'm smart, but all my jokes are really dumb. I read 'The Lord of The Rings' in first grade, and it brought me nothing but trouble and heartache for years after. I look cute in a fez. I'm kinda sarcastic, and will rib my friends mercilessly about anything and everything. I'm a beer snob. I have no tolerance for stupidity or bad driving. I'm afraid of squirrels. Philosophy annoys me, but I'll gladly argue it over a couple of beers. I like taxidermy, explosions, and documentaries about serial killers. I don't believe in luck or astrology. I laugh a lot, both at people and with them. I have a lot of keychains. I'm a neat freak. I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
I'm comfortable in my skin. I don't need to be younger, thinner, sexier, more stylish, or more popular. I don't gauge my self-worth by my number of friends or number of fucks.
I'm quite happy with myself and the way I live my life, whether or not it meets anyone else's approval. Quite frankly, if you don't like it, you can just piss off. I don't have time for it. I love my life.
Oh, and I ain't gonna add your stupid band.