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Ms. Found in a Bottle

Give me crack and anal sex.

About Me

I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

My Interests

50's, 80's, artforms, b, beatles, bill -motha fuckin- murray, black and whites, blue velvet, breath control play, bukowksi, chips-n-salsa, cinema, cocktails, collages, crafting, crushes, elvis, flirting, foot massages, hitchcock, itty bitty titty committies, ladies, legalities, liquid, living artwork, magnets, maladjusted misfits, meditation, midget circuses, monkey business, mood altering, music, mutual masturbation, napping, ninjas, peanut butter, pickles, pleasurable pain, poe, procrastination, pulp, ridiculousness, --RON JEREMY'S BIG GIANT COCK!!!--, scent, serialists, slip-ons, snuggles, spader's bum, stretching, submissive, sweet kisses, the 3r's, thriftiness, toenail clippings, urban cowboy, vodka, voyeurism, wednesday, wordless conversations

I'd like to meet:

1) Anyone who can hammer a six inch spike through a board with their penis; 2) Someone who knows the true meaning of wax on wax off; and/or 3) My evil twin. I hear she's a hoot.

Music:

Anything that doesn't suck.

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Movies:

Secretary, henry and june, blue velvet, twin falls idaho, donnie darko, pulp fiction, rear window, magnolia, lost in translation, the birds, resevior dogs, true romance, the big lebowski, love story, best in show, big trouble in little china, strangers on a train, indiana jones and the temple of doom, edward scissorhands, serenity, requiem for a dream, mad max beyond the thunderdome, the exorcist, pretty woman, dirty dancing, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, pretty in pink, the breakfast club, caddyshack...you get the idea.

Television:

n/a

Books:

1984, The Stand, Skinny Legs and All, Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Women, How to Give a 5 Minute Blow Job in 3 Easy Steps (mom would be so proud)

Heroes:

The paperclip

My Blog

Taxes...

Suck. The End.
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

A Poem for You.

Finally. He whispered, "I didn't forget." Gently encasing her neck with his fingers, he squeezed.  ...
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Add X-Ray Vision to My List of Skillz

I had lasik surgery on Friday.  If I ever get captured and probed by aliens, I think I will have a good reference point of what it feels like.  The least of my worries was the clockwork oran...
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

I am Sloth.

Lets Compare:   Sloth         & nbsp;         & nbsp;          ...
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

!Costa Rica!

I am outta this bitch for almost two weeks, so promise me you will: Drink lots of beer, spread the infamous gospel, and make out with lots of lovely girls. In return, I promise to: Drink lots of ...
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

I made a mistake.

I reached up into the top of the closetand took out a pair of blue pantiesand showed them to her andasked "are these yours?"   --Bukowski...
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Excited.

That's what i am. I am collaborating on a new project and i am busting at the seams about it.  Busting.
Posted by Ms. Found in a Bottle on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST