50's, 80's, artforms, b, beatles, bill -motha fuckin- murray, black and whites, blue velvet, breath control play, bukowksi, chips-n-salsa, cinema, cocktails, collages, crafting, crushes, elvis, flirting, foot massages, hitchcock, itty bitty titty committies, ladies, legalities, liquid, living artwork, magnets, maladjusted misfits, meditation, midget circuses, monkey business, mood altering, music, mutual masturbation, napping, ninjas, peanut butter, pickles, pleasurable pain, poe, procrastination, pulp, ridiculousness, --RON JEREMY'S BIG GIANT COCK!!!--, scent, serialists, slip-ons, snuggles, spader's bum, stretching, submissive, sweet kisses, the 3r's, thriftiness, toenail clippings, urban cowboy, vodka, voyeurism, wednesday, wordless conversations
1) Anyone who can hammer a six inch spike through a board with their penis; 2) Someone who knows the true meaning of wax on wax off; and/or 3) My evil twin. I hear she's a hoot.
Anything that doesn't suck.
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Secretary, henry and june, blue velvet, twin falls idaho, donnie darko, pulp fiction, rear window, magnolia, lost in translation, the birds, resevior dogs, true romance, the big lebowski, love story, best in show, big trouble in little china, strangers on a train, indiana jones and the temple of doom, edward scissorhands, serenity, requiem for a dream, mad max beyond the thunderdome, the exorcist, pretty woman, dirty dancing, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, pretty in pink, the breakfast club, caddyshack...you get the idea.
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1984, The Stand, Skinny Legs and All, Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Women, How to Give a 5 Minute Blow Job in 3 Easy Steps (mom would be so proud)
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