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ME AND MY BEST UH UH YEAHHHH BOOIIIIIIIITHIS IS ME IN MY BEDROOM LAST YEAR.. YES I KNOW I LIVE A LIFE OF CLASS AND LUXURY..DONT SNAP PICS WHEN IMM PEEEINGGGGG ; )!!!!!I MISS JOSHHIII!!!!! IM EMILY!! I GET ALONG WITH ALMOST EVERYONE. I LOOVE GOING TO PUNK SHOWS AND GETTING CALLED A GROUPIE BY ALL THESE FAT PUGLY WIVES AND FUCKEN ANGRY BITCHES! UH NO, HAHAH EMILY = NOT A GROUPIE. HAH SOOO YEAH LISTEN CLOSE YOU SHITtALKING FPWs annd FABs = LICK. MY. ASSHOLE. CLEANNNNNNNN AND LIKE IT AND REQEUST SECONDS! RIGHT, IF U MAKE ME MAD = I WILL PUNCH U IN YOUR HEAD ; ) NO LIE, BELIEVE IT. AND IF I MISS AND HIT THE PERSNON NEXT TO YOU, I WIL SAY I'M SORRY THE NEXT DAY (WHEN IM SOBER) // I'M ALWAYS HYPERR AND FUCKEN AROUND WITH PEOPLE. // I CANT SPELL DONT CARE, AND I DONT THINK = U R COOL IF U CAN. GO GIVE A B/J TO A DICTIONARY, MAYBE THEYLL BE MORE IMPRESSED. // I LOVE VODKA . I I I I I I I I I I I I, HAHAHA J/K. // I LOOVE ACTING LIKE A CHILD AND BEING AS ANNOYING AND OUT OF CONTROL AS POSSIBLE. IN MY HEAD I AM A 12 YEAR OLD, GET USED TO IT. "calm down"? PFFFFFFFFTT, NO WAY. I. DO. WHAT. I. WANNT. // I LOOVE STARTING FOOD FIGHTS!! AND JUMPING BEHIND THE BAR AND SQUIRTING EVERYONE WITH THE SODA HOSE THINGY HAHAHAH!! ONE TIME THIS GUY PISSED ME OFF BY TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME (UNREQUESTED) SO I TOOK A SHIT IN THE TOP TANK OF HIS TOILET = AKA A "DOUBLE DECKER"...YEAH IT WAS HILARIOSE! // I DONT TAKE THE SPACE SERIOUSLY AT ALLL! // ITS JUST SOMEWERE I CAN FUCK AROUND AND ACTUALLY HAVE MET SOME COOL PEOPLE THAT MOST LIKLY WOULDNT HAVE NEVER EVERR TALKED TO ME (UNINTROCUCED) IN REAL LIFE. (BEING THAT I CURRENTLY LOOK LIKE A PARODY OF A DUMB-BLONDE TV-SHOW 1979 UNDERCOVER-COP HOOKER...BUT IN REALITY I AM A SUOUPER ANNOYING LIL PUNK BRAT POOOP-EATERANDSNIFFER) (ED- Hello! This is Emily in a contemplative mood. Soooo about all the misspelled words, or so we're told. There are two prevalent theories, pick whichever one makes your day. (a) I/eMiLY only know how to type with two fingers. and like everything else i do, i do it REALLYREALLY really fast 95 MPH. misspelled words abound, it makes me laugh hysterically. laughter = is a good thing. hahahahahah, seriously. like fuck spelling bees, y'know? sooo the more misspelled words, the more laughter. etc and repeat until curfew. (b) I/eMiLY actually took typing in the 9th grade sooo guess what, i know how to type. But i do not give a fucktard of a retarded shiteater's bunghole about spelling words correctly sooo, guess what? Mispelled words abound, it makes me laugh hysterically. and yeah especially to see a word accidentally misspelled three different ways on one page. sooo the more misspelled words, the more laughter. etc and repeat until two hours past curfew, take two aspirin and pass out. (c) maybe they're just the same theory? so pick whichever one you prefer (a) (b) or (c). Do i look like I give a rat's assfuck? i honestly, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart dooo notte. and if the misspelled words disturb you or your medicated daily blood pressure reading, then goooo fuck your pet billygoat out in the backyard. Apart from that, have a nice day! peace out, the contemplative reflectively unapologetically fucktardaciously semi-awesome Emily. BACK TO PROGRAM // I SMELL EEVRYTHING!!! LIKE MY ARMPITS HAHAHA AND MY BUTT 24/7. I CANT HELP IT, I'M A SNIFFER WITH THE MIND OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY ON PERMANENT RAMPAGE!! // OH AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME "BARBIE" OR USE THAT WORD AT ME...SERIOUSLY JUST FYI, IT MAKES ME GO OFF LIKE NUCLEAR, PLEASE DON'T GO THERE...AND I HAATE COMPLIMENTS SAVE THEM FOR YOUR 2ND COUSIN'S ASSHOLE. // BUT AHEM SERUOSLY. I AM FRIENDLY. I REALLY DO GET ALONG WITH ALMOST EVERYONE, STRANGERS ON DOWN TO SMALL ANIMALS. AND I AM A LOT NICER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. JUST DON'T MAKE ME MAD OR I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. (THIS APPLIES ESP TO GUYS BEING ASSHOLES. DID I MENTION THAT I'M 1000% PER CENT GERMAN? BE VERY AFRAID ANY ASSHOLE GUYS WHO DISRESPECT THE FEMALE SEX OF WHICH, GUESS WHAT, I ALSO AM ONE OF. YES I HAVE TO CHAGNE BLOODY TAMPONS MONTHLY, WANT ONE? ILL AUTOGRAPH IT FOR YOU). OHHHHHHKAY THATS ALL. GO SNIFF YOUR OWN POOP ALL YOU POOPTARDS OF AMERICA, WE AND ME AKA EMILY, AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU TOO, WE SALUTE YOU.HAHAHAH CHECK OUT THE NAKED CHIK IN THE POOOL!!!!bahahahhabshabhhahahhahahahahahhabshbahshahahhahaha !!!