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LORDS

"Check out my bell-end! I got it from Macys...etc"

About Me

JUNE 2007. ALBUM RECORDING PROGRESS IN AUDIO VISUAL CAKE-FORM.
OUR ALBUM IS AVAILABLE NOW ON VINYL and CD. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO GRINGO RECORDS AND BUY WITH THE WONDER OF PAYPAL.
LORD - n. British Nobleman, peer of the realm; feudal superior; one ruling others; owner; God.
A great man or woman, even in times of overwhelming adversity. An embracer of glorious failure.
Person who drinks and is merry, regardless of circumstance or consequence. From the French expression "Drunk as a Lord". Must not be confused with an alcoholic who is someone who drinks to avoid facing up to consequence or circumstance
SAUCE - The sound garnish applied by a qualified Lord.
MINGUS - To chew an oversized steak and spit it in a bucket before the act of swallowing commences, i.e. "If you're going to Mingus that steak can you not do on my rug, it's Persian". Can be applied to any bizarre eating practise.
LORDS - Rock group. Formed from members of Wolves! (of Greece) and Twinkie in 2003. Bassy but yet bassless.
READ GIBBERISH FROM US HERE
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PAY FOR US TO TOUR OUTSIDE THE UK, IT'S FUCKING FREEZING HERE. AUSTRALIANS, THIS MEANS YOU
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
HALF OF 'SHOW ME YOUR PALMS' FROM LATITUDE FESTIVAL 2006 courtesy of Coogatron
'I SHOOK THE ROYAL THRONE' FROM LONDON KOKO, MAY 2007 courtesy of Martin Lowe

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/18/2005
Band Website: honeyisfunny.com/lords
Band Members: Lord Philippe Jean Welding - Guitass & Bassar, Triumphant Vocalisations, ale, fags, vino
Lord Elvin Beat Ham Wall Ass - Drummage, Master of Rhythmical Ceremonies, chong, stout
Lord Christophe Gordon Sumlin - Guitass & Bassar, Organism, Horn Of The Lord, lager, gin, light chong, vino
Influences: C A P T A I N B E E R F A R T
M A S S I V E M I N G U S
Z Z T O P U L A R
L O R D C O L T R A N E
S H E P P
T H E M E T E R S
L U N G F I S H
L U P U S / M O N O R C H I D / S K U L L K
S A B B A T H
G R O U N D H O G S
B I L G E

Sounds Like: The Lords

Hmmm. A bit like this.
ZZ Top with Elvin Jones on drums.
Hmmm.

"If "normal" rock is a scud missile and orchestral music is a majestic ocean liner, this is the space shuttle"

(thank you to Pete Ashton for that lovely comment)

Also, let us thank our respected sound doctors who have helped us fashion the sonics you hear on LP and CD:

DUBREK STUDIOS, DERBY

Michael Ward, Leeds: email to mjward(AT)vodafone(DOT)net

Let us also thanks EUCLID AMPLIFICATION for our mighty amps:
"Fortunately not there are the assoli harmonizes to you and the lack of the bottom, covered from the frequencies fished from the violent amplification constructed handicraft from the sages is not felt absolutely hands friends of Joe Mask of the Bilge Pump"

Indeed.
Record Label: Gringo
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

100th Gig

Thanks to all y'all for coming out to our 100th gig in Derby last week. Thanks to folks for playing and putting it on and loading all our gear out the next day when we weren't about. Thanks to ZZ Top ...
Posted by LORDS on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

New LP (or ’album’ for you youngsters)

Words that relate to the upcoming release of a 2nd album. http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2311923 Read them. And please note that from the Damo show mentioned below to approximately February 20...
Posted by LORDS on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

NEW NEWS, NEW AND APPROVED

UPCOMING JULY 6 2007 - LEEDS CARDIGAN ARMS Lords, Cove, Breaking Colts JULY 21 2007 - MOORFEST, nr. ILKLEY, YORKSHIRE (www.moormusicfestival.co.uk) We play the Saturday the 21st. The festival is ou...
Posted by LORDS on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

Website updated and new gigs and that

Hi Updated: www.honeyisfunny.com/lords One for your diary: May 17 London Koko Shellac of North America, Lords. xx...
Posted by LORDS on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

LORDS STUDIO REPORT APRIL 2007

APRIL 15 2007 We went to Texas. It was a laugh. A million photos can be located here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sumlin/collections/721576000693 20294/ SECOND ALBUM We did some demos and writing&...
Posted by LORDS on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

SXSW pick

Hi all Drowned In Sound has wisely selected our good selves (and the delightful Errors) as one of their picks for SXSW next week. http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1708299 The fact we're going st...
Posted by LORDS on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:00:00 PST

Webshite update

http://www.honeyisfunny.com/lords/lords.html
Posted by LORDS on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

Interview

http://www.cultcargo.net/modules/AMS/article.php?storyid=192 Joe Totale did this one... LORDS"Then to make matters worse I found out that the guitarist is called Chris" Lords make harmonious-tin-pan...
Posted by LORDS on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

Nice review from t'other side of the pond...

From: http://www.adequacy.net/review.php?reviewID=7350 Lords (UK) This Ain't A Hate Thing, It's A Love Thing Gringo Records Not to be confused with the Kentucky-based Lords who specialize in hyper-sp...
Posted by LORDS on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

New words

Photos from Ireland: www.flickr.com/photos/sumlin From www.musicsnobbery.com "Lords, This Ain't a Hate Thing, It's a Love Thing: When the clerk gave the CD to me this, he said, "You'll definitely get...
Posted by LORDS on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST