Lizzi Beze

Errmmm....well... I dunno maaan, and, well, quite frankly, i think it's all pretty puke-provoking all this me,me,me preposterous pa lava people put up on their page but more power to ya anyway-just stop tryna be someone that you really aint-NAH MEAN mate! First step is admitting you have a problem. Perhaps preferably seek professional therapy rather than Myspace! Anyway, 'BLEEP' it, my turn! heehee! Right. Quick tings... My name is Lizzi Beze aka BezeNeez aka extremely indecisive aka identity crisis aka Lizlah (i'm stickin with that one..heheh,get it..stickin!) Pleased to meet you,as the case may be...? I'm a classically trained actor darling-aka unemployed. I am classically trained at watching Pocoyo, Jeremy Kyle, Countdown and Judge Judy (specifically in dat order or my whole day is out of sync). These i found to be priceless educational stimuli and tools for the path to enlightenment. Got bored of performing other peoples feeble words ('Willy Shakes' the exception!) thus one started writing one's own legacy- 'duppy took hold of my hand while i was writing' (Manuva.R, 2001)(!!) I'm a Spoken Word artist but i love music too,too tough to let it lie, (literally, figuratively) My influences stem from; my father, an accomplished jazz musician of the late 50's era in Paris with his band Les Sept Frères, my big bro introduced me to HipHop when i was listenin to Bananarama(!), and my mother is a genius of literature.Yup. The world is too 'BLEEP'ed up for me to sit back and keep schtoom. One is more at ease in front of 3 'undred people than 3. Woulda tried a ting at politics but i don't fancy the costume or the nostril hair and besides i don't imagine Gordon would take up my offer of gettin blunted back at mine after work-Mrs Brown might get jealous n all that innit! Plus the whole puff puff give scenario...that man is all take,take,take int' e eh! (tis the season to do tax returns y'see. What a cunt,oops i mean what a BLEEP)..E's like the prettier version of Magaret Thatcher except she owned a set of balls! Hmm...what else..dunno, that's about it really. "Lizzi for Mayor"Watch this Space!Deh pon the gully sideNuh fight ova man