Writing, Directing, Acting, Singing, Editing, Drawing, Legos, Quantum Physics, Masturbating, Cracking open the heads of Iraqi children to get at the sweet sweet oil that is inside...
The Intelligentsia...
...and twiiins!
But seriously, I already have the coolest friends in the world...
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They Might Be Giants, the Beatles, Beck, Weird Al Yankovic, David Bowie, Ben Folds, Belle and Sebastian, the 5,6,7,8s, the B-52s, Cake, the Go! Team, the Beach Boys, Daft Punk, Gnarls Barkley, Franco Battiato, the Dust Brothers, Jacques Dutronc, Cornershop, Le Tigre, Fanny Pack, Gwen Stefani, Architecture in Helsinki, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Dickies, the Kingston Trio, the Vandals, Guttermouth, Giant Drag, the Ramones, the Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Chicago, the Andrews Sisters, Ennio Morricone, Brian Wilson, Bjork, Iggy Pop, John Williams, Blur, the Clash, DJ Z-Trip, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, the White Stripes, Roy Orbison, Pizzicato 5, Puffy Amiyumi, Johnny Cash, The Flaming Lips, the Violent Femmes, Jon Brion, Michael Jackson, Gil Scott-Heron, Led Zeppelin, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Tom Jones, Queen, Ween, Simon and Garfunkel, Radiohead, Kanye West, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Modest Mouse, the Pixies, CCR, the Kinks, the Yardbirds, !!!, Bloc Party, LCD Soundsystem, Nino Rota, Abba, Television Theme Songs
The Works of: the Coen Brothers, Todd Solondz, Stanley Kubrick, Terry Gilliam, Alexander Payne, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Ang Lee, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, the Wachowski Brothers, Mamoru Oshii, Jim Jarmusch, Jim Henson, Alfonso Cuaron, David Lynch, Monty Python, Roman Polanski, Tim Burton, Terry Zwigoff, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, Charlie Kaufman, Mike White, Richard Linklater, Takashi Miike, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Brad Bird, John Lasseter, Paul Dini, Martin Scorsese, Ed Wood Jr., Tommy Wiseau, Paul Verhoeven, Oliver Stone, Guillermo Del Toro, Christopher Guest, Alfred Hitchcock, Michael Moore, David Fincher, Bryan Singer, Sam Raimi, Richard Kelly, James Cameron, David O. Russel, Rob Reiner, Carl Reiner, Chris Farley, Ivan Reitman, Baz Luhrman, Richard Donner, Ridley Scott, Peter Jackson, Luc Besson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, M. Night Shyamalan, Tobe Hooper, Brian De Palma, Michael Mann, John Carpenter, George A. Romero, Spike Lee, Stephen Chow, Darren Aronofsky, Akira Kurosawa, Orson Welles
Battlestar Galactica, Wonder Showzen, The Office, The Simpsons, Futurama, Veronica Mars, House, Mr. Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Upright Citizens Brigade, the Ben Stiller Show, the State, Space Ghost, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Tom Goes to the Mayor, the Brak Show, Family Guy, Twin Peaks, Infomercials, the Real Ghostbusters, the People's Court, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Inspector Gadget, Clone Wars, Freaks and Geeks, Star Trek, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Kids in the Hall, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, Doug, the Adventures of Pete and Pete, Da Ali G Show, Real Sex, and, of course, Jem (if you watch enough episodes in a row, time starts to slow down and eventually stops)
Harry Potter, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Stranger in a Strange Land, Breakfast of Champions, the Sirens of Titan, Slapstick, American Psycho, Ham on Rye, Post Office, What Makes Sammy Run?, Invisible Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Software, Wetware, the Age of Spiritual Machines, Faces in the Smoke, Neuromancer, Geek Love
In elementary school my friends and I would play super heroes at recess. We'd all run out to the sandbox and then one by one choose which super hero (or villain) we wanted to be. I would usually be Spider-Man or Wolverine. One kid always wanted to be Beetle. Every day, fucking Beetle. If you don't know, Beetle is this really lame super villain from the Spider-Man comics. Every day we'd ask him why the fuck he wanted to be Beetle. He would say "Because he's super cool and he can fly and shoot stingers!" Then other times we would play Star Wars. On the swings. First we had to choose which ship we were. I was usually a B-Wing. Then we'd swing and yell lines from the movie. I would usually yell "Stay on target!" We were extremely cool and popular kids.