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FunnyMovieInternet was born Christmas Day 1928 on the front steps of the Brooklyn Public Library. Due to a rare lung condition, young FunnyMovieInternet spent most of his days applying a thick and pungent salve to his inner thighs whilst gazing forlornly out the filthy windows of the dilapidated water barrel that his family called home, the sight of other children playing a vigorous game of Hide-In-A-Trashcan a constant torture to his sad, sad eyeballs.
But fate had more in store for FunnyMovieInternet than a coal-smudged face and dinners of lightly braised applejack hats, for at the age of 14, he started his first business, a, at the time, revolutionary combination of vegetable stand and feline-training facility. Within five years his humble business had expanded into a nationwide chain of modestly-priced pancake restaurants, and by 1983, the world's largest international airline.
In the year 2000, at the age of 72, FunnyMovieInternet's greedy and bow-legged children broke into his tiki party-themed mansion, snuck into the bathroom as he slept, and proceeded to repeatedly clap their hands together, stomp their feet, and bellow obscure profanities until the old man died from shock. After failing to resuscitate FunnyMovieInternet, doctors made the controversial decision to separate his four and a half foot frame into two smaller parts which they then fashioned into two reasonably-sized human beings, much to the confusion of the eccentric hospital doorman who secretly measured the height of all patients as they left the building.
The two parts of FunnyMovieInternet (K.C. Katsaros and Tiffany Haile) are currently struggling to find a place in a society that shuns "1/2 Of Person" people. They also make funny movies. On the internet of all places!

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Happy HOWL-o-weeeeen!

Sincerely,Mark WolfmanShipping and Receiving Dept.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:33:00 GMT

TALES OF THE POLYVERSE EP 2!

In case you didn't see the first ep, watch it here!... And now the thrilling conclusion!...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:27:00 GMT

TALES OF THE POLYVERSE IS HERE!

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF 5AC7BB3F0F06C9FED36E770A70130F7CB34650Even though SuperDeluxe has it listed as "Tales FROM the Polyverse." We can forgive that. We are for...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:49:00 GMT

A Night of Wonderful Horrors!

Our SuperDeluxe wrap party/premiere entitled "A Night of Wonderful Horrors!" took place on Tuesday the 2nd! Event photos can be viewed here...http://www.new.facebook.com/album.php?aid=153643&id=5 5986...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:36:00 GMT

"BASS GUITAR" PREMIERES ON SUPERDELUXE.COM!!!

Awake, dear friends! Awake!SuperDeluxe.com has just published our first short, "Bass Guitar!"...Don't just stare at me with your pants around your ankles, go watch it right now!!!http://www.superdelu...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Hear ye! HEAR YE! "Bass Guitar" premieres on Wednesday on SuperDeluxe!

FunnyMovieInternet's arrival on SuperDeluxe.com is imminent!You can see our artist page now at...http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/fmiAnd prepare yourselves for the world premiere of our first Supe...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:22:00 GMT

Nick Rogers in "The Time of Your Life!"

http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117936680.html?categoryid=3 3&cs=1If you know what’s good for you, you’ll check out the immensely talented Nick Rogers in this play. It’s called "the ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:41:00 GMT

Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving, FMI has a lot to be thankful for. Things that we haven't been able to discuss for the last six months or so, but are now formally announcing...FunnyMovieInternet is now represented...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:28:00 GMT

NEW SHORT!

Good Morning, FunnyMovieInternet Fans!Do you like comic books? Do you also like rock and roll? Do you also have issues with your dad? If you answered "YES!" to all three of those questions, then ou...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:16:00 GMT

RAZORBACK AND PAISLEY WRAPPED!

It's been a long and bumpy road, but as of 4 am Tuesday morning, principal photography is wrapped on Razorback and Paisley!The first two episodes exist in a rough cut state and are currently being sco...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:37:00 GMT