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Derek

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My Interests

Making movies like these:

I'd like to meet:



Music:


Ennio Morricone, Nino Rota, Henri Mancini, Quincy Jones, Michael Urbaniak, David Axelrod, Serge Gainsbourg, Adderley, Lateef, Coltrane, Clifford Brown, Ramsey Lewis, Jacques Dutronc, Donovan, Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, The Creation, Nuggets, We All Together, Traffic Sound, Led Sabbath, Black Zeppelin, CCR, Queen, Hendrix, Alexander Spence, Syd Barrett, Soft Machine, Yes, Spirit, Can, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Lou Reed, Gary Numan, Devo, Joy Division, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, Radiohead, Beck, Beastie Boys, The Automator, Prince Paul, Wu Tang, Gangstarr, Kool G Rap, Outkast, Kanye West, Madlib, MF Doom, Cannibal Ox, DJ Shadow, The Go! Team, Daft Punk, Kraftwerk, video game music, White Noise, Dick Hyman, Bruce Haack, Perrey and/or Kingsley, Walter Carlos and/or Wendy Carlos, Nino Nardini and/or Roger Roger, Alan Hawkshaw, Jack Arel, Davie Allan, Eddie Warner, Eugene McDaniels, Gil Scott-Heron, Sly Stone, George Clinton, Broadcast,

Movies:


Metropolis, Freaks, Hell's Angels, La Grande Illusion, Scarface (Hawks and DePalma versions), His Girl Friday, White Heat, Open City, Pinocchio, Raw Deal, Touch of Evil, Sweet Smell of Success, Nights of Cabiria, A Face In The Crowd, Wages of Fear (and it's remake, Sorcerer), The Killing, Elevator To The Gallows, La Dolce Vita, Murder By Contract, Gojira, Night And The City, Putney Swope, Masculine Feminine In 15 Acts, The Battle of Algiers, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, 2001, Repulsion, One Eyed Jacks, Blow Up, Blow Out, Taxi Driver, The Killing of A Chinese Bookie, Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia, Midnight Cowboy, Badlands, Days of Heaven, Barry Lyndon, Panic In Needle Park, F for Fake, Amarcord, Apocalypse Now, The Conformist, The Day of The Locust, Star Wars, Sid And Nancy, Akira, Come And See, Stardust Memories, Ran, Once Upon A Time In America, Raging Bull, Santa Sangre, Goodfellas, Buffalo '66, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Starship Troopers, Bad Lieutenant, Fight Club, Boiling Point, Bottle Rocket, Days of Being Wild, Sexy Beast, Gozu, Elephant, Rules of Attraction, City of God, Oldboy, Downfall, The Aviator, Batman Begins, Munich, The New World, Children of Men, and the films of Famous Mortimer.

Television:


Mr Show, Wonder Showzen, Da Ali G Show, Conan O'Brien Show, Ben Stiller Show, Chappelle's Show, The Show Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, SNL, KITH, UCB, Simpsons, South Park, Comedy Central, The State, Stella, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, Ninja Turtles, Pete And Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Ren And Stimpy, Doug, Rocko, whatever Awesometown would have been, movie channels

Books:

Hyperspace by Michio Kaku, Easy Riders Raging Bulls by Peter Biskind, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, The Book of Great Books by MARK TWAIN.

My Blog

Untold Beatles Stories

This is a movie we made on a whim almost a year ago. We made it from a deep appreciation for the beatles, and a general belief that a person's celebrity status should never put them above th...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:49:00 PST

Convos

Conversations today."I'm at the store, should I get something for dinner?""I'm full, I've consumed almost a whole box of cheezits over the day.""I worry for your health.""I worry for your big mouth.""...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:23:00 PST

My favorite commercial...

I'm definitely apart of a generation that grew up watching TV from an early age, and because of that I feel like I've developed a keen sense of what makes a good commercial and what falls flat on it's...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

5 easy conversation starters...

It happens all the time, you're out minding your own business and suddenly, you spot a hottie looking your way from across the room. Of course you should talk to her, but what do you say? A simple "He...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

I have the funniest neighbors of all

I live in Sherman Oaks, inside a little neighborhood closed in by Ventura, Van Nuys, the 101 freeway and a CVS drug store. They recently named it Oak Forest, which is great because I've always wanted ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

MySpace inactivity...

Life is busy. Apparently turning 23 just means you get more gay stuff you need to do. I do not have a job (still) so I am selling a bunch of vinyl recordings in my room that I don't need or ever liste...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:05:00 PST

The mouse is dead

Here's a boring, useless story. First I'll mention that I've lived in this house for a good 5 years now and never have we had a mouse problem, until now.At first I took the existence of the mouse base...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST

I need a haircut

1. The hair reaches my mouth.2. Whenever I wash the hair, it puffs up and gets harder to manage and to keep out of my eyes. Because of this I wash the hair less, which isn't good.3. To keep the hair o...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

You know what I like?

Rap videos are brilliant. They are the epitome of all that is cool in the world. A good rap video is like a good Citizen Kane. Here are some great ones...Lil Scrappy ft. Lil Jon - Gangsta GangstaThe v...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

Another dream blog, I call em "dlogs"

I had a dream where I was playing on a little league baseball team and I missed my turn to bat. Is that a metaphor for something else? A metaphor for life maybe? Missing my turn to bat but nobody on t...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST