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Ron Marli

This TUESDAY, I'm telling my jokes at CAROLINES ON BROADWAY . . . and I'll wear PANTS!

About Me

Ron Marli stand-up comedy from Caroline's on Broadway

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WILL SMITH might be a LEGEND . . . but he has to work on his SPELLING!

"About Me?" Hmm . . . That's what "THE FACTS OF LIFE" are all about - ME!

My Interests


I spend an awful lot of time in comedy clubs . . . and I'm NOT there to scrub toilets! Wuh-hoo, ME! (Maybe I SHOULD scrub toilets at some of the clubs I'm at, though. SOMEONE should!) Other interests - if it's DORKY - I'm all over it! And, as far as sports go - I am one of less than ten people in the entire world who can claim to be a "GEEK" about . . . BOXING(!) . . . And, oh - my truest pastime is being intimidated by pretty woman! NO ONE is better than ME at THAT!

I'd like to meet:

"I'd like to Meet:"
Oh . . . TILA TEQUILA! I've been in love with her since like last October!

FRESH BREATH . . . IS A PRIORITY . . . IN MY LIFE!

Music:

BRING BACK THE 80's!

Movies:

BRING BACK THE 80's!

Television:

BRING BACK THE . . . WAIT! Television pretty much sucked in the 80's. BRING BACK . . . LAST WEEK! If it has a DORKY cult following, it's on my DVR! Oh - and I already KNOW that I'M the only one OBSESSED with a show called "THE WIRE!" (Yeah, I know YOU "haven't heard of it!" Now, go watch your "Grey's Anatomy" and "Lost" . . . and leave me alone!)

Books:

"THE STRANGER" by Albert Camus - A fascinating book where going to a comedy movie helps convict a man to his death sentence. Think about THAT when you go see the next Owen Wilson epic!

Heroes:

DAREDEVIL ("THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR"), Al Franken, Dusty Rhodes ~ "THE AMERICAN DREAM," John Belushi, RICHARD PRYOR and STEPHEN SILLER.

My Blog

ImWHOPPER Behavior

~ The RON MARLI Blog ~ READ.  LAUGH.  QUESTION MY SANITY. 1/19/08:  "ImWHOPPER Behavior" So, I walk into Burger King this afternoon and I ask for a Whopper.  Then . . . . . . I sta...
Posted by Ron Marli on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

New York PITY

~ The RON MARLI Blog ~ READ.  LAUGH.  QUESTION MY SANITY. 1/4/08:  "New York PITY" From the song "new york,  i love you but you're bringing me down" by LCD Soundsystem: "new york, ...
Posted by Ron Marli on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:07:00 PST

COUNT on it!

~ The RON MARLI Blog ~ READ.  LAUGH.  QUESTION MY SANITY. 1/3/08:  "COUNT on it!" I guess you can say that I was an anxious kid growing up.  Among my earliest chilhood memories are...
Posted by Ron Marli on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:58:00 PST

Unmarried (A Poem)

~ The RON MARLI Blog ~ READ.  LAUGH.  QUESTION MY SANITY. 1/2/08:  "Unmarried (A Poem)" A man my age who hasn't been married YET. . . . . . would have been killed in the first century ...
Posted by Ron Marli on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:43:00 PST

My SOLUTION to RESOLUTIONS

~ The RON MARLI Blog ~ READ.  LAUGH.  QUESTION MY SANITY. 1/1/08:  "My SOLUTION to RESOLUTIONS" Today was the first day of 2008.  And, it was a beautiful one here in New York ...
Posted by Ron Marli on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

Power Costs 50 CENTs

If you have five years of college under your belt, like me, you're probably smart enough to know that . . . . . . RAPPERS aren't real. They're make-believe like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and ....
Posted by Ron Marli on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:29:00 PST

A Funny Thing Happened To Movie Comedy

Being funny is HARD WORK.  And so is getting washboard abs. Judging from how they both look with their shirts off in their latest movies, BEN STILLER and DANE COOK have really worked hard on the...
Posted by Ron Marli on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST

The Day The Laughter Didn’t Die

At some point late in the day of Wednesday, September 12, 2001... I did something  unlikely... I  laughed. This was perhaps the most significant and meanigful laugh of my life and it wa...
Posted by Ron Marli on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

Taking Back "ROCKSTAR"

2007 seems to be the summer when "ROCKSTARS" became GUIDETTES and RAPPERS!  (~SIGH!~) Look.  It's fine to party like a guidette.  It's fine to party like a rapper. ~There is NO shame i...
Posted by Ron Marli on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

PANIC AT THE DORK DEN!

Umm... My bedroom looks like... ...the action figure aisle at KB TOYS... ...but with a (twin) bed in the middle of it... ...which is cool... 'cause the BATMAN sheets make it blend right in. And, yes, ...
Posted by Ron Marli on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:06:00 PST