I spend an awful lot of time in comedy clubs . . . and I'm NOT there to scrub toilets! Wuh-hoo, ME! (Maybe I SHOULD scrub toilets at some of the clubs I'm at, though. SOMEONE should!) Other interests - if it's DORKY - I'm all over it! And, as far as sports go - I am one of less than ten people in the entire world who can claim to be a "GEEK" about . . . BOXING(!) . . . And, oh - my truest pastime is being intimidated by pretty woman! NO ONE is better than ME at THAT!
"I'd like to Meet:"
Oh . . . TILA TEQUILA! I've been in love with her since like last October!
FRESH BREATH . . . IS A PRIORITY . . . IN MY LIFE!
BRING BACK THE 80's!
BRING BACK THE 80's!
BRING BACK THE . . . WAIT! Television pretty much sucked in the 80's. BRING BACK . . . LAST WEEK! If it has a DORKY cult following, it's on my DVR! Oh - and I already KNOW that I'M the only one OBSESSED with a show called "THE WIRE!" (Yeah, I know YOU "haven't heard of it!" Now, go watch your "Grey's Anatomy" and "Lost" . . . and leave me alone!)
"THE STRANGER" by Albert Camus - A fascinating book where going to a comedy movie helps convict a man to his death sentence. Think about THAT when you go see the next Owen Wilson epic!
DAREDEVIL ("THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR"), Al Franken, Dusty Rhodes ~ "THE AMERICAN DREAM," John Belushi, RICHARD PRYOR and STEPHEN SILLER.