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Joseph Jacobsen

Drifting into the black, swimming in decay we are.

About Me

A long time ago, in a place nearly 100 miles away, the geek in the picture to your left, got out of school and got in line to accept the mental reprogramming of the killing breed. Infantry has showed him the extremes of weather, hatred, pain, death, comraderie, stubborness, and the lovely sound of exploding bodies. For reassurance, know that I'm not quite what one would label "sane", however, I feel I'm in a better state of mind than some of the fanatics that killed and are killing my buddies, in the sense that I'd rather kill slow with hours of torture than do that shoot and run away bullshit or us a remote bomb and flee like a bitch... but I get weird ideas for horror flicks from my rage too, hehehe (one consisting of a guy in the woods using corkscrews, cheese graters, and fish hooks... you do the math). For my Metal, I like it like my coffee... BLACK AND EVIL!! As for the freedom of religion, I'm proud to say I have none. My fuckin' choice and if you don't like it, you know how you got here, just as easy to leave. As far as my playing of the guitar goes, if anyone can put up with my occasional stupidity, I'd love to get a band goin'... but until I do, I'll be torturing my fingers with my Ibanez.
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures Isn't this chick hot?
Your Deadly Sins

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/3/2006
Band Members:
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures Pretty much just me.
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Influences:
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures Nevermore, Joe Satriani, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Dethklok, anger and boredom.... metal metal metal!!! currently in a rut, havin' a bit of trouble gettin' some things pieced together.

Sounds Like: Confused fingers groping for the notes of the underworld, blazing across centuries of hate compressed into one conscious mind... the seer of all will die, and in the wake there will only be... Metal!! I WANNA KILLLLLLLL!!!!! MY FAMILY DIDN'T WANNA SEE A BLOODY DEAD CHICK, SO FUCK!!! BUT THE HYPOCRITES LIKE MY AUNT AND SHIT WATCH THOSE CSI SHOWS... WHAT THE FUCK'S THE DIFFERENCE, YOU GUYS ALL WATCH EM WITH YOUR KIDS, AND YOU WANNA CALL ME A SICK FUCK?? WELL I AM AND I'M OUT TO OFFEND EVERYONE!!!!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU DON'T SEE THE HUMOR, OR YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN SURF THE WEB UNSUPERVISED, OR YOU GET PISSY ABOUT A LITTLE CORPSE, BLOOD, OR RELIGION GETTIN' MADE FUN OF, BLOCK ME! BUT IF YOU WANNA SEE EVIL THINGS, SEVERE ANGER TOWARD POLITICS, RELIGION, AND PUSSY CIVILIANS WHO THINK THEY KNOW THE EFFECTS OF COMBAT ON THE HUMAN BRAIN BUT IN REALITY HAVE NO FUCKIN' IDEA AND THINK I GET PISSED OFF AT FUCKERS, LOUD BANGS, TRAFFIC, AND BUILDINGS AND CROWDS FOR NO FUCKIN' REASON... FUCK THOSE PEOPLE. NOTHING PISSES AN INFANTRYMAN OFF MORE, BESIDES LOSIN' A BUDDY, THAN ASSHOLES LIKE THOSE SAYIN' OUR EFFORTS ARE WORTHLESS... YOU TYPES ARE THE WORST ENEMY WE HAVE, SO FUCK YOU. IF THIS MAKES SOMEONE WANT TO KILL ME, YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH, CAUSE I WILL... and now back to our movie... bloody dripping skull, directed by, satanspace.com
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Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

be advised...

all personnel who wish me to change just for them are encouraged to find a new friend that will, if you can, cause this guy doesn't give a fuck.  complaint dept. is in vicinity of Ft. Lewis' arti...
Posted by Joseph Jacobsen on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Real coffee!!! not that pansy ass shit

  Well now, from the hills of colombia, the mountain grown bitter sweet flavor of the coffee bean, once extracted from the cherry, dried and roasted, ground and brewed, rests beneath the nose wit...
Posted by Joseph Jacobsen on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

brains.... lack of ... braaaaiiiiinnnnnsss....

I'm exposing my ears to the cd stated below... but I can't seem to make sense of my own brain today... feelin' lazy and nuts.... need a beer... beer... that's all just beer.
Posted by Joseph Jacobsen on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:51:00 PST

beered up...

I'm listening to alot of Nevermore and The Project Hate, and dying alot on Evercrack II, hehehe... I am proude to be a nerd. tho' I wish I was nerdier...if nothing in the world can change our children...
Posted by Joseph Jacobsen on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

kill slow...

Ok, my lazy ass ran into a bump in the road, can't remember how this damn recording program works.  I remember recording something for my wife, but friggin' forgot how I got the junk cropped off ...
Posted by Joseph Jacobsen on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST