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The Dan

When GOD gives you AIDS, make lemonaids

About Me


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You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?"I'm a south jersy mook, I'm the cock of the walk. I don't need no instructions, to know how to rock!" I am a 2 time combat vet. in the Army. I'm on my second tour. I love to travel, even if it's just a gas tank away. I have been to 8 different countries (4 continents) and am not planing to stop. I've have lived in WA since '02 but I am originaly from NJ, then I moved to FL back in '97. I like to just hang with friends and have a good time either partying or watch some funny shows/movies, or just listening to music. Or just hop in my car to get away from it all, music blaring driving down the highway at breakneck speeds while singing and smoking a cig. It clears the head of useless thoughts.

My Interests

Snorting coke off a dead hookers tit. Making snuff films. Not wearing a seatbelt while doing 80 down I5. Putting "dry clean only" clothing in the washing machine. Tearing the tags of mattreses. Chewing gum while walking at the same time. Playing Russian Roulette with a shotgun. Ridding the world of trash, one person at a time. Smoking atleats 1 pack a day. Kicking the shit out of "emo kids" and people that play DDR. Drinking until I forget the past. Rearanging the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together. Beating up anyone wearing a baseball cap backwards. Hating people who say things like, "guestimate, anywho, "air quotes", and proly." Also hating "slurpers", and people who blow their nose at the dinner table. I experience no shame, I don't feel remorse for anything I have done, and I don't get embarassed easily. All that together makes for a really fun night out. I get in my car and just drive until I see enough women infront of a place and then go in. Mostly just random shit.

I'd like to meet:

Not many people. I don't get impressed that easily. Paz Vega is the one with the double pic. And of course Bee Aurthor, from the Golden Girls.

Music:

It all depends on my mood at the time. Anything from speed metal to opera. Mostly all the different genras of rock, although I usually slump most of the new stuff as emo. I like the music but not the "emo kids". Good idie rock, it's hard to come by. No polka though. But let us not forget the 2 greatest performers of all time, Frank Sinatra and "The King" Elvis.

Movies:

The Princess Bride is my favorite. Pick it out, I will most likely watch some of it.

Television:

Look it's Facebones!!METALOCALYPSE!! Funny, drama, history, some action

Books:

Best books ever are: "The Perks of Being a Wallflower", "The Fuck Up", "No Man's Land", "Animal Farm", "Born Standing Up", "I hope they serve beer in Hell", "The Gift", "The Bunny Suicides", and "Stardust" And damn near anything by James Patterson and John Grisham.

Heroes:

Alot of the people I served with. REST IN PEACE JOHN Castro. You will be missed. 1983-2004 BROTHERS-IN-ARMS