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Charles Ofdensen

That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.

About Me

I am Charles Foster Ofdensen, manager for the metal band Dethklok. I have degrees in Accounting, Business, Law, and Management. I would consider myself an intelligent man, not to brag of course. I do enjoy my work, if only my band wasn't drunk all the time...Regardless, I couldn't ask for a more financially rewarding position. I enjoy metal music, and I have an intense dislike for clowns.
For booking and tour information, please view the official Dethklok Myspace. It can be found here .
Please sign this petition . It is to allow animated violence on Myspace, since they have banned my profile picture of when I killed 216s brother.

Officially Sponsored Merchandise

- Duncan Hills Coffee
- EMG Pickups
- Gibson Guitars
- Krank Amps
- Line 6

Officially Supported Bands

- Amon Amarth
- Arch Enemy
- Cannibal Corpse
- Dimmu Borgir
- Emilie Autumn
- Finntroll
- King Diamond
- Metallica
- Nevermore

My Interests

Making Money

I'd like to meet:

The bastards responsible for that attack. I will pay well for any information relating to them. And when I get my hands on that damned clown...

Music:

Dethklok, naturally

Movies:

Blood Ocean

Television:

Metalocalypse

Books:

Anything on business

My Blog

News from the Dethyear's Eve Party

In case you are wondering why it took so long, you wouldn't believe the 2-day hangovers that occured because of it... Anyways, the total amount spent on alcohol was $67.3 million. The liquor consumed...
Posted by Charles Ofdensen on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

Season 1 DVD

The DVD for Season 1 of Metalocalypse will be released in the summer of 2007, the same time as the new album. It will contain all 20 episodes from the first season. Many of its details are unknown at ...
Posted by Charles Ofdensen on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

The Dethalbum

For those who haven't heard, Dethklok has entered the studio to begin recording a new album. It will feature full length tracks from the show you have grown addicted to, as well as some new material. ...
Posted by Charles Ofdensen on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST