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Robert

This is my game, and you're playing by my rules!

About Me

If you don't already know me my name is Robert Taylor. I'm the greatest and best. Everybody loves me and underage girls swoon over me. (It's not really a good thing, but I'll brag about it anyway) I'm the type of person who puts all my crap right up on the table and I'm brutally honest. If you don't like it, tough; I won't change for you. I'm possibly the most badass person on the planet. My mother was a stripper and my father was a biker, which explains the high-caliber of ass-kickery... it's in my DNA. I believe that music is the best and most empowering thing ever and anybody who disagrees has never learned to sing, play an instrument, or has just never taken the time to appreciate the artistic process that goes into music.

My Interests

- Hockey
- Music
- Good TV shows
- Good movies
- PC Gaming
- Hanging out with my friends
- Really good books
- Building computers
- Playing music

You know, cool stuff.

I'd like to meet:

- Ludwig Beethoven
- Napoleon Bonapart
- Joan Of Arch
- Socrates
- Abraham Lincoln
- Billy The Kid
- Sigmund Freud
- Khengiskhan

Now I just need a time traveling phone booth.

Music:

My music knowledge is beyond what your mind can rationalize, but for the sake of illustration I will mention some of my very favorite bands.

- Motley Crue
- Arch Enemy
- Iron Maiden
- Motorhead
- Mors Principium Est.
- Pantera
- Austrian Death Machine
- King Diamond
- Lamb Of God
- I Hate Babies
- Yank Inches

Keep in mind though that my musical taste is wider than your comprehension.

Movies:

Anything that doesn't suck, and by that I mean anything that's not an artsy-fartsy dramatic movie or a chick flick.

Television:

- Dateline NBC
- Aqua Teen
- Mythbusters
- Metalocalypse
- Inside The Actor's Studio
- Good Eats.

Books:

I can't fucking read.

Heroes:

Myself & Chris Hansen

My Blog

Confessions 8

ConfessionI'm hopping on the bandwagon and going to make myself an obscure music myspace.http://www.myspace.com/blackrobsbeats
Posted by Robert on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:20:00 PST

Robert’s Ultimate Guide To Not Being An Asshole.

Everyone hates assholes and there's specific things assholes do that piss me off especially. This is the first piece of a chronicle and guide of what behaviors to avoid to keep people from hating you....
Posted by Robert on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:09:00 PST

Flashbacks Of The Subway Dinner Theatre: Dont Smoke Crack

Today's adventure, however it may no longer be relevant, is a flashback from a long long time ago while our hero was still doing the Subway gig.'Twas a plain simple day at Subway when Robert's shift w...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:12:00 PST

Confessions 7

Confession:I've yet to meet another person who's broken a bone and set it him self.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:01:00 PST

Confessions 6

Better late than neverConfession:I think Con Air is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Posted by Robert on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:08:00 PST

Confessions 5

Confession:I'm afraid of alien abduction.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:04:00 PST

Confessions 4

Well, it's officially Friday, and you know what that means.Confession:My mother was a stripper and my father was a biker. That explains all the ass-kickery.
Posted by Robert on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:04:00 PST

Confessions 3

Confession:I'm the only person I've met who's had a double hernia.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:12:00 PST

Confessions 2 Formerly Known As The Random Facts

Confession: I cry every time at the end of Terminator 2
Posted by Robert on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:06:00 PST

Random Fact 1

I've decided to start posting crazy facts about myself that most people would never guess. I hope to post on here every Friday night for the next year. All of these things are the honest to God truth....
Posted by Robert on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:09:00 PST