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Toki Wartooth

Aw screw you all off, my cod piece is the coolest!

About Me

Hi, I Toki. I plays guitar for Dethklok, the greatest metal band ever. It is way cool, except thats Skwisgaar is always betters than me. I hate him. I am from Norway and I loves anythings brutal.

My Interests

I loves metal, candies, pretty girls, food libraries, Gibson guitars and Krank amps, dance dance revolutions, drivings the cars very fast, and hangings withs my pal Dr. Rockso. I also enjoys making the model airplanes ands eating henkelburgers ands big gulps ats dimmu burger.

I'd like to meet:

Lots of beautiful womens for me to kiss on. Ands anyones whose is metal. Ands this chick...



DETHKLOK!!! Dimmu Borgir, Emporer, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Darkane, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, Mnemic, Soilwork





My Blog

Girlfriends Application

Woulds you make outs with me?[ ] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] MaybeWoulds you sleeps with me?[] In an instant! [ ] Yes [] No [] MaybeAm I attractive?[] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] U...
Posted by Toki Wartooth on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST


Hey, I founds a fledgling forum thats we could makes totally metal. Mosts forums are dildos because theys only post boring topics, buts this one is pretty new so we cans make it all kinds of brutal. P...
Posted by Toki Wartooth on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST


Hey all yous loyal Dethfans, I am havings a contest to see whose can do the mosts brutal rendition ofs Thunderhorse for Guitar Hero II. There are justs a few easy steps to follow to enter for a chance...
Posted by Toki Wartooth on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Toki News...

Hey everybody, I justs got back from spendings the weekend in Nashville. I worked withs some of Gibson's luthiers to develop a new custom V-Factor guitar fors the next album. Its is so brutal sou...
Posted by Toki Wartooth on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Største Norsk...

Reis deg oppLa oss bestrideDen tanke fra vår lendOg dyrkPå en forbannet jordEn smertens ættFor så og tyngeDe barmhjertiges skjødSom har tiltro tilDen sjelloses brødFor den tro du besitterEr intet anne...
Posted by Toki Wartooth on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST