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I am the President of the Toki Wartooth Fan Club. If the Tribunal were to call in an expert in Toki Wartooth Studies, it would be me.
There's another Fan Club Blog here: tokiwartoothfanclub.blogspot.com

Here at the Toki Wartooth Fan Club, we seek revenge on Rachael Ray of the Food Network. Here's hoping her eyes fall out, or tits fall off, or something. Hail Satan!

I bought this on eBay, and it was damned expensive. Apparently one of the Dëthkløk employees (I'm not at liberty to say which one, or he'll probably be executed) salvaged it from the trash at Mordhaus. Which just leaves me to wonder, who threw it away? My money's on Ofdensen. Anyway, if Toki wants it back, I'll be happy to give it to him. It came in a nice frame, but there was a rotting cadaver smell to the wood that I couldn't get out, even after several cans of lemon Pledge... .. ..

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The second fastest guitarist alive. That's about it. Men art beasts, and womens, de demons of de night.

My Blog

Dëthkløk vs. Goon Comic!

Dëthkløk vs. Goon comic almost finished, according to Eric Powell on Twitter:"Dethklok vs Goon almost done. I don't think... I know I've never put this much death in a comic before."Okay, so the other...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:26:00 GMT

Toki....IS THE KING!!!

Season 2 proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Toki is the most brutal member of Dëthkløk. The end. Because he beats a guy to death with his bare fists.And even though he's dating some chick that has...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:01:00 GMT

The Metalocalypse Has Re-Begun

Merry Christmas, metal fans. I've begged Santa for some shiny new Metalocalypse episodes, but unfortunately his reindeer and sleigh were shot down over Mordhaus last year while he was trying to make a...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:33:00 GMT

Blood Ocean - The Greatest Film Ever Made.

I wasn't at the Blood Ocean premiere, because if I had been, I would've been burnt to a crisp on an ocean oil rig with the only remaining prints of the film, not to mention the useless celebrities, pa...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 23:50:00 GMT

Rant about Dethkids.

Dethkids is my favorite Metalocalypse episode of all time, because it is extremely Toki-heavy (and it doesn't have Dr. Rockso in it). But several aspects of this episode are problematic for me, moreso...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 15:09:00 GMT

Toki's Profile

Toki WartoothAge: Unknown, but arguably the youngest member of Dëthkløk.Height: Shorter than Skwisgaar, taller than Pickles.Eye color: BlueHair color: Light brownHometown: An abandoned village in Norw...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT