Pixie Vomit™

My name is ________.
Most call me Daley.
I don't want to live like you.
Random facts:
I act in zombie movies; and I absolutely adore it.
Sometimes I feel invincible.
My life started out with "Once Upon A Time..."
And I will make sure it climaxes with "The End."
My first tattoos will be memorial tattoos.
I've finally decided on two that feel right.
I would give anything to relive my past...
But I'm enjoying my present..
And I'm excited for the future.
December 9
October 31
Those are very important dates to me.
I'll never forget them.
I want to save a dog or two from an animal shelter.
And Sponser an animal here .
90's alternative music..
Warm, summer days
And slushies make me feel comfortable.
If I ever have kids, I'll be adopting them.
There are too many kids in the world that need good homes.
I am currently addicted to FFVII: Crisis Core.
I'm a level 22, Undead Rogue.
[I quit WoW a few months ago.]
I don't recognize my own face anymore.
I'm quite bitter about love and relationships.
[They scare & sicken me more than they should.]
I'm a sucker for a sweet smile.
Just once I want to be the one you sacrifce for.
Instead of the one you sacrifice...
Just once I want you to be the one I sacrifice for.
Instead of the one I sacrifice.
I grew up with 6 imaginary friends.
I'm really little.
I ♥ zombies; vampires; werewolves; and faeries.
Gore makes me hungry.
I've seen more horror and slasher films than you.
I'm aware that it's only insanity.
Sometimes I sceam..
"Fuck!" as loud as I can.
I am accepted by none; Understood by few; Loved Liked by many; Hated by most.
I don't get attached easily.
In fact, I'm usually quite distant.
I laugh manically sometimes.
I laugh like a pedophile occasionally.
And snort on very few occasions.
I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm just that cool.
I'm very Asexual.
I joke and/or make perverted comments about secks 90% of the time.
My favorite place to be is
In the passenger seat of a car
On an empty highway
With good music turned up all the way.
I'm a natural dirty-blond.
The torso is my favorite part of the body.
[I adore petting tummies.]
Arms are my second favorite.
I have no problem with meeting
People from the internet..
As long as they provide proof of who they are..
And they don't seem psycho.
This seems to be a difficult feat for most of you.
I am constantly teetering between good and evil.
[One day, I'll fall.]
I love my friends with all of me..
Even though I sometimes don't want to.
There are few people I enjoy talking to.
[I hate being alone though.]
I have an abnormally small head.
It is abnormal.
I enjoy body modifications.
I enjoy dressing as a tramp on occasion.
I have no desire to be a Suicide Girl.
Shocking, no?
I like my boys feminine.
[Just as girly, if not more, as me.]
They have to be able to protect me though.
Books are a best friend.
I am not "hardcore".
Unless you count being a hardcore bitch.
I am not "straight-edge".
I do abstain from a lifestyle of [booze/drugs/sex].
I don't listen to "cool" music.
I listen to what I like [what I like changes often].
I'm emotionally unstable
And I'm ok with that =).
No matter how much I change myself
I am never satisfied with the finished product.
I am a detriment.
[To you and to myself.]
I follow the human instinct.
I want what I can't have.
I try too hard to impress.
Even though I "don't care" what you think of me.
I am no where close to knowing who I am.
But I have myself all figured out.
I'm human.
Obviously I am a constant oxymoron.
I'm human.
I have a past. I have mistakes.
I have fucked up.
Accept it.
I am one of the strongest and weakest you will ever know.
I am ever-changing but I stay the same.
XoXo
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