About Me
The Fine Print:
i'm not one of those people who plans a path for the future, i am one of those people that leave a legacy behind.
You may not agree with my choices, but i promise you'll never ever forget me.
i'm kind of stubborn, extremely sarcastic, moderately egocentric, and sometimes humorously shallow. i enjoy maintaining a healthy dose of selective ignorance that enables me to maintain my sanity long enough to not ever be an angry person. Also, i am more free than several liberal countries in europe combined. Interpret as necessary.
i reserve the right to make generalized claims about anything and everything, with your complete understanding that only one of us can be right and it's probably not going to be you.
Likes: Blondes, Lemons, Three Olives Vodka, Inside Jokes, Lowercase "i"s, String Cheese, Adidas shoes, Joe Boxer boxer-briefs, Henry Rollins, Conan OBrien, Starbucks Vanilla Bean Frappucinos, White wine, Las Vegas, California, music, playing sports, writing, exercise, sex, travel, the beach, sarcasm, brutal honesty, and Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream.
Dislikes: LIARS, Disloyalty, Hypocrisy, Double-standards, Bodyhair, Uppercase "I"s, When people take food off my plate, organized religion, watching sports, beer, ventriloquists, Red wine, Molly Shannon, Wanda Sykes, pink lemonade, being cold, Attention whores, People who can't get over their teen "i hate people/the world" angst, Jay Leno, people who TELL ME what i am thinking, Rednecks (don't be proud that you're class-less), fake tans (you look orange!!!), wiggers (pull up your pants), narrowmindedness, gold-digging whores, overdramatic oversensitive crybabies, sluts, groupies, people who watch MTV, people who can't type, myspace friend collectors, and shitty pop/punk/emo/screamo bands.
Fears: Heights, Drowning, Burning to death, Falling to my death, Losing my teeth, and The Alligator under my bed.
if i know you, have met you, or you think that one day we will meet through mutual friends, please feel free to send me a message. Otherwise, i know i'm cute, i don't give a fuck about your shitty local band, and unless you're a tall leggy blonde i am probably not going to fuck you. So fuck off.
FACTS ABOUT ME:
- i have self-esteem. Don't confuse it with arrogance.
- i'm also very arrogant sometimes. Don't confuse it with my self-esteem.
- i'm a lot nicer to pretty girls than i am to ugly girls. and i am not sorry.
- Every single day i go through a massive struggle to maintain normalcy, as the arrogant brilliance of my father's side collides with the absolute mind-numbing insanity i get from my mother's. i'll never be normal, but most days i can settle in at "ok"
- i'll pretty much say absolutely anything it takes to hurt someone in unspeakable ways, if it will prevent them from saying something to hurt me first. But i have a guilty conscience, and beat myself up over it for the rest of my life after the fact.
- i'm not asian. i am 100% european (Polish and Hungarian).
- i stopped caring about myself a long time ago.
- my social development pretty much died when i was 8, hence i cannot communicate like a normal person.
- i live my life 100% on intuition, and it has always turned out for the best.
- i wear contacts because i am vain and think glasses look stupid.
- i'm not a liar.
- i'm not a cheat.
- i have a tendency to do the EXACT opposite when someone places an expectation on me or tells me what to do.
- i'm a food whore. Redemption can be granted, no matter what you have done to me, just by feeding me.
- i have jealousy issues.
- My standards when it comes to girls are way too high.
- i'll probably be single for the rest of my life.
- if you ask me if i've seen a movie, there is a 90% chance i haven't.
- i like Hollywood because it appeals to my snobby "i hate ohio and every piece of white trash in it" nature.
- i've played soccer for the last 18 consecutive years and i have no intention of stopping anytime soon.
- i'm a better dancer than you are.
- i'm not impressed by famous people.
- i'm addicted to bottled water.
- i can't say the words "rural" or "other" correctly.
- i don't typically get along with dudes.
- My friends have alot of extremely embarasing stories about me, and i make sure to stay on good terms with them all as a result.
- i occasionally have lapses in sanity that lead me to act like a completely different person.
- i have a really weird sense of humor and sometimes come off EXTREMELY insulting as a result.
- i'm more fun than anyone you know.
- i've spent as much on concerts as you would on a brand new car.
- i don't like smiling in pictures, even though i have nice teeth.
- i'm not normal and i really wouldn't have it any other way.
- i am more sarcastic than anyone else you will ever meet.
- i'm better in bed than your boyfriend is.
- i already have that CD you want me to check out and i was sick of it 2 months before it even went onsale.
- If it's a sport and involves a ball or a puck, i can beat you in it.
- i can take a secret to my grave.
- Don't fuck with me. i don't give people second chances.
- i never tell someone i love them unless i mean it, and have said it to very few people.
- i'm a giver. You probably owe me money.
- I'm probably naked right now.
- [more coming when i think of them]
How i Decide My Top Friends List:
It's pretty simple. Best Friend (Kara) goes first. If a day comes when i am dating someone, that person will then take the top spot and Kara will move to number 2. Everyone else is ranked according to a combination of how often i see them and how long i have known them. For instance, if i see someone 2 days a week and have known them for 7 years, they will rank above someone i see 4 days a week but have only known a few months. But the more i see you, the greater the chance you're going to move up my list. It has nothing to do with who i like the most (aside from the best friend/girlfriend exceptions), although if i am hanging out with you alot it's probably because i think you're pretty rad. But basically, no one can get mad at me. If you're on the bottom or not on there at all, it's your own fault for not paying more attention to me. Want to move up?....call me and let's hang out!
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What i've been listening to:
i stopped drinking.
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