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Mooch

See, Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

About Me

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Alright. I figured that my latest update to the "about me" section had me come off as kind of a dick. I was probably cranky that day.

Don't get me wrong, I still am a dick. But really, I try and portray this uber nice, sensitive-to-feelings kinda guy. That is, until you get to delve deep into my core as a person and know that I really am a self-centered douche.

So with that out of the way, lets get right to it, shall we?

I was born a poor, black child...

My Interests

porn
making music
making porn

I'd like to meet:

Fat girls who post naked pictures of themselves online. I mean FAT! Not that "few extra pounds" bullshit.I want the food in my fridge to fear you!

Music:

Good music. Bands that don't take themselves too seriously. Not really to the point where they just fuck off and make noise. Just bands who aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves. My profile song should explain it.

Movies:

Supertroopers
Run Lola Run
Crash
Team America
Kaviar Amateurs # 79

Television:

Kirk Cameron's jesus infomercials at 3am

Books:

Everybody Poops

Heroes:

my balls

My Blog

split 7s & split 12s

Can someone explain to me why bands still do split 7s and split 12s with other bands?  How do you benefit from this?  NO ONE BUYS RECORDS ANYMORE!Here we are in an age where CD's are going t...
Posted by Mooch on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

Mooch made TMZ

TMZ reports:"Thirty-something guitarist for Walking Stunned, "Mooch" spotted outside a Jiffy-Lube in suburban Pennsylvania"What can I say?  Much to my dismay, my girlfriend likes taking pictures ...
Posted by Mooch on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:08:00 PST

hopefully youll read this one, second

yes she is. 
Posted by Mooch on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

oh my little tinkledrinker

Screen names have been removed for obvious reasons.val :yes, your pee will be like waterme: wanna taste?"me: lolval: ummmmmmmmmmmmval: yes please,me: you are into that aren't you?val: yes...
Posted by Mooch on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

A View Askew Production

So today, the lady and I took a trip up to the Highlands (N.E. Jersey to the late person) to do a little sight seeing. I know, you're asking yourself, "What is there to possibly sight see in northeas...
Posted by Mooch on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Of all the secrets I know only one, my shadow’s buried, my soul is not.

I know I've raved on and on about this band and this blog is no exception.  Yes.... Between the Buried and Me.  Ya know, even if you don't enjoy metal music there is still something that can...
Posted by Mooch on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

cookie crisp & fart porn

Since Val has told me that I'm supposedly a good writer, I feel I have to rip apart every goddamn word I blog now.  Nope, that sucks.  Nope, that sucks.  I feel like I have these standa...
Posted by Mooch on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:25:00 PST

attn musicians!

Please stop posting videos of yourself playing other band's songs on youtube.  No one really cares how poorly (or well for that matter) you play songs you had no part in writing.  It makes i...
Posted by Mooch on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

opportunity knocks, and no one's home

So of course on the eve of my cousins wedding, Adam calls me and says he has an extra ticket and backstage pass to the 311 show and asks if I wanna go.Never seen em before but I love their old stuff.&...
Posted by Mooch on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:29:00 PST

Mooch sold out!

If anyone has a PS2 they're willing to unload for CHEAP, shoot me a message.  I need to get Guitar Hero.Yup..its true.
Posted by Mooch on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST