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Digital Pimp

Way too many people have extra chromosomes these days...

About Me

This is a work in progress, always.
First off, I'm an idiot. Once you figure out exactly how that applies, we'll get along very well.
I say I'm a musician yet I haven't played my violin seriously in about 4 years. Maybe more. I say I need to start playing again, but I've been saying that for 4 years.
I like driving fast. I like adding parts to my car to make it faster. I corner like a cracked out IRL driver. Ask Steph, she'll tell you.
I can't remember a whole lot of specifics in my head, especially band names, members, albums, songs, etc. If I hear them I'll know what they are and put it all back together ridiculously fast. I say "Wait, huh?" a lot.
I do however remember stange little things that most everyone has forgotten about. Like that gum from the 80s, Bonkers, remember that crap? I'll probly bring it up in convo like it's a normal thing.
I used to write. Stories, songs, music, etc. I used to get published. Now I do none of that.
I don't watch much TV, but Dexter on showtime is one show that I watch. I wish I could be him almost every day.
I feel a lot dumber than I used to be. I wish I could get back whatever it was that I lost along the way, that would be more gooder.
I have many interests, and it's hard for me to focus on one for very long.
I'm not excellent at one thing, but I'm good to very good at a lot of things. See above for explanation.
I can't stand poorly written, ugly, messy code. It irks me.
I love beer, good beer.
I'm more observant than most people realize. Selectively insightful as well.
This list is getting very boring, so I'll shuttup for now and go for an update later on.

My Interests

Music. Listening to it, playing it, living my life by it. I play the violin, pretty much any style you can think of. I also dabble with my bass guitar some, but I've played violin since I was five, so, you do the math. Oh yeah, movies are pretty friggin awesome too. Beer, chicks, dive bars (not clubs), pool, darts, video games, 67-69 Chevy Camaro SS (it will be mine one day), and uh, shit man lotsa stuff. I'm into everything.

I'd like to meet:

Chicks, musicians, artists, people that move to the beat of a drum being played by an acid-tripping, poo-flinging monkey. If you have an old school camaro that you want help restoring, feel free to ask me for help. Oh yeah and maybe this guy too:

Music:

Tom Petty, Black Eyed Peas, Bach, Beck, Boy George, Bananarama, Billie Holiday, Beethoven, BB King, Rob Zombie, Motley Crue, Pantera, Sarah Vaughn, Depeche Mode, The Stills, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jeremy Enigk, Tom Waits, Neil Young, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Saxon Shore, The Goats, David Byrne, Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds), Mozart, Vivaldi, The Cure (how in the hell did they slip my mind before this?), NIN, NothingFace, Ruth Brown, Louis Armstrong, Ray Charles, Maynard James Keenan's many projects, Coldplay, Radiohead, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Peter Gabriel, Adrian Belew, King Crimson, Lorena McKennett, The The, The Stray Cats, Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits), John Lee Hooker, Eva Cassidy, Nickel Creek (depressing mofos!), Muddy Waters, Bela Fleck, Dylan, John Lennon/The Beatles, De La Soul, and other multitudes that will be added later.

Movies:

Office Space. Mel Brooks movies. Halloween. Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, etc), LOTR, Star Wars. Pi - Like the number, except it's a movie. Transformers the Movie. Closer. The Dark Crystal (Jim Henson rules). Muppets movies. Falling Down. Big Fish. Gia (Angelina Jolie movies in general). Garden State. Annie Hall (Came out in 1977, my birth year, apparently a very good year). Woody Allen in general. The Crow (have to say it, one of my "formative years" movies). Boondock Saints. Apocalypse Now. I spit on your grave (really f'd up 70s movie). Fight Club. Ed Norton. Dune. Sin City. Platoon. Anything where shit blows up loudly. The Jerk. Smokey and the Bandit. The Fifth Element. Rob Zombie's slasher flicks (House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects for those unfamiliar). I'll add more later if I feel like it. And this movie too:



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Television:

Family Guy. Futurama. The Simpsons (admittedly though, they are reaching a bit lately). Discovery Channel. History Channel. ATHF. Discovery Health Channel. The Military Channel. Comcast concerts airs some awesome shit here and there also. Twin Peaks was one of the best shows ever until they took it off the air. Bastards.

Books:

Favorite Authors/Playwrites - Faulkner, Poe, Dostoevsky, Whitman, Frost, Shakespeare (been awhile with his stuff), Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Camus, Koontz, Song of Solomon (cannot remember the author atm so I'll give you the book), Salinger, Tolstoy, Tolkien. Any Russian author. More to come as I remember them.

Heroes:

Anybody that said to themselves "This is what I want to do" and went and did it. Or are still doing it. You know what I mean. And whoever made this video:
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My Blog

Right now, I need...

A club (metal or carbon fiber bat will do), and a really big f'n dog.  That's all I need.  And maybe a new company, but that's a whole other ball of wax.
Posted by Digital Pimp on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

S&BJ Day

Category: Holidays So now that the dust has settled from Valentine's Day, and those males who found themselves in the dog house have had a couple weeks to dig themselves out, it's time to start givi...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

Bad Mother Fucker Boots, as Jeff calls them...

I just got these boots tonight ...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

Nothingface, Blizzards, and snow diarrhea

OK, so this weekend, I went down to Towson, MD with my roomate to see Nothingface.  Found one of the most kickass venues I've ever been at, The Recker.  They have an adjoining Bar/Pool hall ...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

ok so i'm a blog whore today, shuttup

OK, so I've been listening to Queensryche, Silent Lucidity.  And I'm absolutely loving it.  I haven't listened to this stuff in faaaaaaarr too long, reminds me of my HS days when I was a big...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

Foo Fighter's new album

Just got my hands on this, it totally rocks.  And I don't like the foo fighters in general, so they really impressed me.  I highly recommend you obtain this album.  And also, and this i...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:00:00 PST

Canon F1 Field Tests

So, I picked up the camera.  I took it to my dad's for some tests.  The results are as follows: Film advancement: Dead on, we marked the film with the mirror up on a cheapy shit 12 exp roll...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST

Sweet Tarts, the new crack

OK, well, it's a tie between sweet tarts and 24 ounce coffees with lots of sugar and cream in them, they're both the new crack.  Just figured I'd let you folks know.  Thanks.
Posted by Digital Pimp on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:30:00 PST

hahahahahahahahahah

So, you've all had the situation happen to you, when the gf/bf cheats on you. WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO!?!?!?! That is, of course, assuming you gave two shits about them. So, anyway, this guy had a rat...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

Random midday musings...

MrsAlbrecht: the oneword word of the day is pane boneyboy420: very nice, I shall remember this MrsAlbrecht: Pane Children's fingerprints gravitate Two worlds does it separate Although Moonbeam...
Posted by Digital Pimp on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST