Kayleigh... RARGH!

If you want me to be your friend I want you to send me a 3000 word essay on what you think it would be like to be my friend and what it would mean to you. I want this in liquid mercury ink (room temperatures best for this job) and written on a 6" x 4" postcard (preferably one with something ace on the front.) I also accept MySpace messages if you're not feeling so creative.
Oddballs, Nutcases, Manslags, Cheesecakes; Dont even bother.
Well.... Im Kayleigh and I like music.. I like to watch said music at gigs (note gig blog).. I listen to said music at work all day.. then I come home and think about.. pretty much nothing.. I appear to have a 5 page backlog of friend requests from bands.. WHAT DOES THIS TELL YA?, I'll add your band IF i like your music :)
CD seller
Wannabe DJ
Almond and Pistachio Milk
Piggy Bank
IM IN LOVE WITH RAY WINSTONE
and Vinnie Jones
and Patrick Stewart but lets not think about that
Loan Shark
Pole Dancer
Gangster
LLama Farmer
Window Shopper
Ticket Enthusiast
Washing Line
I am an electropain
But mainly.. La Femme Baked Beanster de Sheffield Sex City.
I also seem to like taking photos of myself.. Note gallery/shrine to oneself in my pictures area..
I also like to take photos at gigs.......
I am not afraid to wear odd socks, if i can only find one of each of two pairs I will wear them, no ones going to see them, and if they do, good. So there.
I dont wear skinny jeans coz they dont suit me... (however i recently bought a pair. I must be weak.)
I dont bleach my hair coz I'd like it to remain intact in my head by the time I'm 30.
I don't get glammed up to go to gigs where I'm gunna get drenched in lager, sweat and/or piss.
I dont wear my hair plastered over one eye.. I like to have full vision and enjoy living with the knowledge that I'm 50% less likely to get mowed down. by a cyclist.
My hairstyle.. it depends how it is when I wake up.
I like to dance and sing and drink and dance.
J'aime parler en francais.
I am currently rather hyper. I've been bouncing off the walls for weeks.
I'd like to go to Paris.
It makes me laugh when I get called Kayleigh with the smarties.
I wait for the bar tariff to change to cheaper before i bev it up.
I have a mobile phone named Vince Raspboire. He's commonly referred to as Vince.
I dislike not being able to dance in the Leadmill coz some Tit who belongs in republic thinks its great to wind and grind down to the floor and back while flailing their arms around their heads like a demented ape to The Jam coz 'dat fit indie boyz watchin meh innit'. Jesus Christ.
I dislike it when people with blatently bleached hair do something daft, often deliberately, and declare 'ooh, im SO blonde'. please.
I dislike being asked if I'm alright, repeatedly. If I say yes, I'm alright. I'm alright. I'M OK.
I'm quite an angry person at the moment.
Im trying to be REIGHT clever and using loads of html in here, had you noticed, dont think its worked and its annoying me now so I give up and leave holes in this place.
I am currently in love with a club night. It's called Threads. It's every Saturday at DQ Late Bar. It is the business.
There is only one way to celebrate leaving secondary school...
Too Right.
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I, as I'm sure I've informed you (repeatedly) am in Milburn's Send In The Boys Video...
Yeh, thats me there. Ha
PEACE OUT TO YOUR BAD SELVES.. or some such street talk.
AND NOW... onto Who I'd Like To Meet...