THE FACTSMy real name is Tom which means twins (coincidentally matching my Gemini starsign).
I am colourblind.
I was once bitten by a tiger.
On November 15th 2004 I was in the right place at the right time.
Hello, by the way
My third favourite drink is Somerfield Tropical Juice.
I like eating Bran Flakes at night.
I attract the mentally ill in the street and gay men in clubs. Sometimes vice versa.
I drink an average of five pints of tea a day.
I once met the guy who won the Redditch Games Workshop Curry eating contest.
This myspace is designed by my friend Ellie .
I design a different myspace .
I love ants.
I said I'd never get a myspace.
I have a degree in aerospace engineering.
I love shit movies and great films.
I often type form instead of from and spellcheck doesn't pick up on it.
I live with four guitars named Susanne, Berdache, Corrina and roxy.
I like what you've done with your hair.
I prefer yes to no.
I quit drink on June 3rd 2004.
When stuff rhymes it's often true.
I have the world's smallest tongue. My girlfriend has the largest. We fit.
I once had my garage stolen.
I am the only person to ever get beaten up at Wigmore Library.
When I was two I broke my Gran's back.
I was expelled from high school.
I wouldn't change a second of my life.
Something happens to me on October 29th each year.
My favourite colour is red.
I like sports that don't involve much movement.
I once wrote 12,000 words about oil but I'm not allowed to talk about it.
I appear in Danny Wallace's 'Join Me' book, three music videos and a BBC documentary.
On March 26th 2005 I met the most amazing person in the world.
Bands you should listen to
And bands I like that no longer exist
