Tesco, Till, I Die |
Does anyone read these anymore? If you do, right on! Thanks for keeping the faith through these times of apathy and ruin.Pour le PSGIve got a couple of stories to tell. One is around a year old, Ive...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 13:47:00 GMT |
The Night of the Casual Understatement |
I love a good nightclub. You know that. You also know I love a bit of rock 'n' roll. So nightclub + rock 'n' roll = top night. Throw Greeny and Millsy into the love soup and you've got a tasty broth!
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Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
Dog Attack! |
This is a short story about a run in I had the other day with a monster!
When I say monster I mean fierce dog. It was a big boxer type thing and it was hungry for some Symo!
I was wa...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
Ships in the Night |
Boys being boys, we wanted some sex and drugs! So, Greeny, Hulmey, Dobbo, Frosty, Stoichmaniac and I had arranged a 'mini cruise' to Amsterdam. We would spend a night on the ferry, a day in 'Dam and t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
The Six Hour Love Story |
For RD. Thanks for making me smile.
This is the story of last night, The night Greeny christened "The best night, without pulling, he's ever had." Not bad.
It was an effort to get old ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:42:00 GMT |
Fashionista Disaster |
It's that time of year again. The sunshine is upon us.
Warm weather is an excuse for early morning drinking, eating less than cooked barbecued meat and for one and all to dress with disregard. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:51:00 GMT |
A night in Hull / A night in Hell |
This is another poem - it must be a phase. Inspired by a recent night on the tiles, it's written from the perspective of both sexes of the shitty city of Hull. Enjoy.BIRDA night in Hull / A night in H...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
An Ode For The Road |
This is a true story.
I have to tell you about this man I saw
I was in disbelief at first; somewhat in awe
Was just stood in Hull train station when I noticed a so...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:07:00 GMT |
90s Hits and Geordie Bits |
"...and so the tables have turned." grins Greeny as I tell him of the unfortunate gaffe that has left me sharing a double bed with Rayner. You may remember that I insinuated that Greeny had shared a b...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 13:12:00 GMT |
Six In A Bed? TWOC Off Hulmey! |
Twenty one and counting. Being 21 isn't the full on party I expected it to be. It has only been three days but I imagined that I wouldn't be able to see, speak or sex it up by this point bec...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
