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Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl)

I hope I can MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF YOU SUCKERS SO I CAN BUY SOME MORE POT!!!!-Marvin from America'

About Me

***ATTENTION BANDS/SINGERS THAT WANT TO SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST***
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE 80'S WANNABE BANDS/SINGERS, DON'T BOTHER ADDING ME, I'M INTO REAL 80'S MUSIC, NOT WANNABES. IF YOU STILL SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST, EXPECT A RUDE MESSAGE FROM ME AND I'LL PUBICALLY HUMILIATE YOU IN MY BLOG(HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO READ). IF YOU'RE AN ACTUAL BAND/SINGER FROM THE 80'S OR ANOTHER TYPE OF BAND/SINGER, GO AHEAD AND SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST BUT I MIGHT NOT ADD YOU
Funny videos:
Hello everyone! My name is Lesko, Mrs. Matthew Lesko but you can just call me Melissa! As you can probably can already tell, I'm goofy! You may have seen me at the dollar store in the toy section! I'll get a freakin' crappy doll if I want to! I was born in HeadOnville! I remember seeing the Drunk Guy one stormy night when I was about six or seven years old, wearing his winter hat with a bottle of booze, that changed my life! Matthew Lesko cheated on me with a giant book! So I cheated on him with Dropo from the movie Santa Claus Conquers The Martians and he's my baby's daddy!
"Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother. Never mistake motion for action. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." -some guy that sent me a spam email
"I hope I can meet a lot of cool people here."-Marvin
"Santa says I gotta fatten up. Fudgy Chocolate Chip Cookie! Peanut Butter Fudge Brownie! Molten Chocolate Cake! Aww, that takes too long! *stuffs suit and puts on a fake white beard* Now I'm Santa Claus! Ho ho ho! HO HO HO! My finger isn't tired! I think I'll go to the workshop and make some more toys! *does a stupid little dance and sings 'Jingle Bells'"* -My slightly modified version of Dropo's "Santa Claus" monologue from the movie "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians"
"Hey Jake! Don't worry! There's a world of opportunity out there, so chin up! That rich guy up (Donald Trump) there doesn't remember what it's like to really struggle but Uncle Sam hasn't forgotten about you! So come on! *snazzy music starts playing*"-Matthew Lesko in one of his infomercials parodying "The Apprentice"
What's with this little turd dude???:
Bitty (eww lol)...
WTF???!!!! THAT"S ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!:
Fat little emo piece of crap! Shut up! lol:
You lazy turd! Why should he go get you a soooda? Get it yourself!
What's that hamster doing sniffing down there?

My Interests

dollar stores, toys from the dollar store, foriegn languages (I know Spanish and German pretty well and I'm learning French and I know a teeny bit of Chinese and Danish and I'm teaching myself Japanese but it's going a bit slow at the moment), music in foriegn languages (even if I don't know the language!), 80's new wave (not that Killers/Sounds 80's wannabe crap, the REAL new wave), being goofy, drawing/coloring on pictures of people (I always make the guys look like they belong in the Human League lol), listening to my Ipod/records/cassettes, calling ugly guys sexy, anything Japanese (I'm not an anime freak though), anything kawaii (cute), dancing like Pee-Wee Herman and Mr. Six and Riff Raff (that wierd little dance thing he did during the Time Warp and the True Value Dance and just plain wierd dancing and Para Para and the dance the line dancer guys do and the bussiness dudes do in those ads they sometimes show on top here on good ol' MySpace (I think they're for credit rates or home morgages or something like that), playing old video games on NES/Nintendo 64/Game Boy Color/Atari Jaguar, taping wierd stuff on tv, taking wierd pictures, ganguro/yamanba styles, acting out that one episode of El Chapulín Colorado that takes place in Japan with my dolls, annoying random people online,

I'd like to meet:

Erasure and the Pet Shop Boys, that's all I can think of right now

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Music:

I listen to a whole lot of band but I'll listen my favorites:

A Flock of Seagulls

Duran Duran (old school, nowadays they're talentless old sluts)

The (English) Beat
Erasure (my favorite band!)

Falco

Frankie Goes To Hollywood

The Human League (I'm gonna start a cover band of these guys and call it the Human Fund!)

Moos (not really, he creeps me out)

Oingo Boingo

Pet Shop Boys

RBD (even though I've only seen 15 minutes of one episode of Rebelde lol)

Sandra Sá/Sandra de Sá (I love her makeup in that pic!)

Talking Heads

Thompson Twins

Yaz

Movies:



The Whoopee Boys

True Stories

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Television:



America's Value Channel

The Office (American version)

Little Britian (yay!!!)
Talent Showcase Live

Seinfeld

El Chapulín Colorado

El Chavo Del Ocho

Cero En Conducta

The Young Ones

Books:


Mad Libs

Monty Python All The Words vol. 1 (I don't have vol. 2 though)
Looking Good:Clothing (that book is so mean to fat people! but so retro!)

When I Grow Up coloring books (those are so messed up)

Jenny And Friends coloring books

Heroes:


Jeeves and Bertie Wooster (they're mah homeboys!)
Anne from Little Britain
The lady from the HeadOn commercials that puts on the HeadOn
The guy from the Snickers commercials that goes up to random people eating Snickers and sings them a song
Jenny (she's way better than Barbie!)
Barbie (too)
the Pet Shop Boys
Erasure
Matthew Lesko (even though he cheated on me with that giant book!)
Dropo from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Mr. Bean
Phil Oakey
Victor Meldrew (the poor guy has to put up with all that crap!)
Ben from America's Value Channel (will Marvin ever leave him alone???)
Chris Kimball from America's Test Kitchen
Mark Kistler
Cosmo Kramer
Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
nsty from spinchat.com (he's such a pimp lol)
Sandra de Sá
Yaz

My Blog

I'm from California! I was Molly Sugden's bridesmaid!

My dad from California came to visit us last Friday and he just left today. I'm so glad he wasn't rude to us like when he was here last around Christmas. I also hate how he always has to mention to ot...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

***Beware Of The Boo is STILL the stupidest band ever***

I can't believe this is the third blog I've written about them! Well it turns out they replied to my message, at first they seemed to ignore it but they had to reply to it because they had nothing bet...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

***Beware Of The Boo is officially the stupidest band ever***

Those idiots sent me another friend request! So I sent them this message, which they only read and didn't reply to:From: ???*~Casc..http://www.myspace.com/frankie_says_eh_eh_ehDate: Apr 30, 2007 3:1...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

***Stupid band that can't read: Beware Of The Boo***

~From now on I'm going to publically humiliate any stupid band that can't read what I wrote about friend requests from bands on my profile~========================Here's the messages we sent back and ...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

Why I'm taking Marvin from America's Value Channel out of my heroes section

Yesterday morning I was doing a Google search for America's Value Channel because I was bored and wanted to see if Marvin might have joined MySpace (lol!) and I came across this forum (no, it's not th...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

Spammers and their groove (part 1)

I've always wondered, how do spammers get started here on MySpace? I finally started to do some research on it and found this site:http://www.codymays.net/content/2006/10/12/how-to-becom e-a-myspace-sp...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:03:00 PST

Personal ads

Personal ads are so funny to read. Only this morning I discovered the personals ad page in my Weekly World New newspaper/magazine after having it for a few days and it cracked me up so much. There's q...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

WOAH MARVIN!

I know I said I wouldn't be on here for a while because everyone's just pissing me off, well I just had to write an entry! And sorry for being all shitty and stuff before. Well anyway, I just came acr...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

Why is everyone avoiding me like the fucking plague?

It seems lately that no one wants anything to do with me! A certain friend of mine here on MySpace seems to be avoiding me and another old friend of mine who's MySpace I recently found won't fucking a...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

My snazzy shopping adventure

First of all I want to say that I totally rock. Yesterday I got Yaz(oo)'s Upstairs At Eric's album, which has that one song from that movie The Chocolate War we watched in my Hippie English class with...
Posted by Mrs. Matthew Lesko (a Cascades girl) on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST