Boo. |
Dear You,See, I've been writing this book, right?Three months ago when I bustid me all up on the motorsikkle, the internet went out, or stopped, or something. I live a block from a MetroFi base, but ...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST |
Left 3, Right One. |
"I can wait all day""What?""Nothing. Just a bad pun. Weight and wait. You said the weight of the ice pack might be aggravating it.""Oh. heh. Groovy", said the Doctor.The ice pack, of course, was ...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Last man sanding. |
The usual problem with me and work, is that it takes so much time that fewer interesting things are likely to happen without having a sharp sense of potential entertainments in the workforce.I end up ...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST |
Oh, but wait... |
See: I don't mean to mislead with news of bad luck.God, who does.The big picture would reveal that I have a rad bikethat I ride homeeach day with my phonefrom my jobto have drinks with Kristen and fri...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST |
Ahead of schedule. |
Today, on my way to work (!), my buddy got pulled over for the busted left tail light. It wasn't until after the cops put us up against the car, our hands behind our heads, being frisked in heavy tra...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:27:00 PST |
Bottom of the eighth. |
I must be pitching, here in the only place on the field with no grass.Alert the Christians. I think they're needing something to freak out about. The "end of the world" isn't happening fast enough f...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Countdown to domesticity. |
Homelessness is a funny thing. It turns out that, if One is jonesing for a crash, there's a mandatory party to endure. Endurance, in this fashion, to me, becomes a 90 percent pleasurable affair.The ...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:28:00 PST |
Team Australia or, post 301 |
Have you ever falsified your identity or credentials to win?Well, having never raced go-karts before, it's all I could do to qualify for the race in McMinnville where I crossed the checkered flag firs...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Hobo II |
The end of the mix happened too near the time of the sun coming up, or so it seemed at the time. Once I found out I was going to be spending the night outdoors, the coming of the sun was quite a welc...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST |
the Complex |
I've a pin of a crucifix I've been wearing on my left sleeve right at the cuff. There's usually a pin with an image of a glass of whiskey there.I was wondering if the new pin actually is replacing th...
Posted by Old Man Coatsie, Jack of Aces on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST |
