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About Me

Mathilde Hildebrandt knows how to melt fire.
She aims to re-set insanity and project new rules.
She smokes at least a pack a day.
She wears only black.
She carries a knife, even on commercial airlines.
She is a borderline psychotic.
She revels in your hatred for her.
She shops on Hobble-Goblin Street.
She is the Hendrix of yoyo, Motherfucker--none of those tired walking the dog tricks.
She thinks sex is sticky and disgusting.
She heads an egotrash pop band Fiction Thing.
She makes obscene finger gestures as she sleeps.
She wears goggles in the shower.
She will not eat food out of bags.
She is a compulsive liar because it's amusing.
She is beyond good and evil.
She sleeps on water, walks on ice.
Most importantly, she is just like this:
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Music:

My little nephew was named after Bob Dylan. He has a leather jacket with the Ramones painted on it. He dj'ed with me at Death Disco. He's eleven. If you click on this photo, you'll be directed to his website.

Movies:

This movie is like porn to me:

Books:

This (click click)

and this

He is even as a wisp in the wind, moved by every breath of passion, acting now by his will and now by his instincts, erring with one, only to retrieve by the other, falling by one, only to rise by the other--a creature of incalculable variability. We have the consolation of knowing that evolution is ever in action, that the ideal is a light that cannot fail. He will not forever balance thus between good and evil. When this jangle of free-will instinct shall have been adjusted, when perfect under standing has given the former the power to replace the latter entirely, man will no longer vary. The needle of understanding will yet point steadfast and unwavering to the distinct pole of truth. - Sister Carrie, Theodore Dreiser

and especially this. (click click)

Heroes:

Those who brunch daily (or two or three times daily):

... and the nutter who made this video:

My Blog

Los Angeles During The Spring/Summer Of '07

Coming into Los Angeleeeeeeez. Bringing in a couple of keys. Super psyched to spend some time with Shani. A few great friends are traveling with me: Lucy & Ian in support of Vacancy Records (and to se...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

The owls are not what they seem.

"Hi", "Hello", "Good Day"... It's all perfectly polite. Some people don't even bother. I find it's nice when it goes just slightly further, when you just can't help but be dangerously candid with an u...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

Never Grow Up

My freezer is funnier than yours:"Luke, you will go to Degoba. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me."...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

Winter Wonderland - All is right.

Finally, some snow. I had wondered if this would be the winter that passed without a flake. Sure, it's all shoveled and melted by now; but it was perfectly stunning this morning.Word on the street Wes...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

res novae (aka: Homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had.)

Those books... you know those books that you read adolescently. The ones you consider your own personal coming of age stories, that have you believing everything will change once you've read them: Thu...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

The world keeps turning (aka: I killed Jonbenet. It's so obvious!)

Do you think this John Mark Karr fellow really killed Jonbenet Ramsey? (Article below) I don't. I must admit; despite the obvious tragedy here, I dig how nuts this guy is--so seriously passionate and...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

Gewalt ist die lösung.

Someone ought to have beat that guy silly. He was horrible. They both were.The bizarre gathering at WillR's with the lunatics who insisted on calling everyone fags and niggers smelled like vomit. One ...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:12:00 PST

Boys and their egos

1. Never argue with a woman. By doing so, all you're proving is that you obviously don't know anything about women....
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:32:00 PST

Family Tree

It all began whilst shopping for Shindig booze one day with Tanya and Franco. I was wearing big headphones and missed most of the conversation. Tanya and Franco were discussing how we felt like a fami...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Speed of Life

Going back to Berlin--mostly because my German accent has disappeared completely. Oh and ofcourse I miss my satanic, anarchist squatter friends.19-27 August, that's the best part; this holiday is plan...
Posted by Mathilde Hildebrandt on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST