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Auntie Kristen

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About Me


to whom it may concern,

kristen has held a position of many hats: a happy-go-lucky woman about town, receptionist, and lover of no fixed address. we credit her good luck not to her can do attitude that makes cheerleaders and flight attendants nauseous, or her soft brown hair, but to the fact that she quintuples our company's minority quotient. we are sorry to see kristen go, but toyota's loss is your gain. i am happy to give her my enthusiastic endorsement, and compensate you personally upon her hire.

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general manager
toyota and scion of lake city

My Interests

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sometimes i just can't stop laughing.

My Blog

Steak Sandwich Extravaganza, 2007

Steak and Blue Cheese Sandwiches 1 ready-to-bake ciabatta bread 2 rib eye steaks, about 7oz/200kg each 4oz/115g Gorgonzola cheese, sliced 1tbs/15ml Olive oil salt and ground pepper to taste 1.) ...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

senior projects of yore?

well i was going to post a long sardonic introduction used in my senior notebook, but that whole idea's gone tits up since the internet erased it. and that book i was going to write about a...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:26:00 PST

Black Bean and Corn Soup (best soup ever)

2 tbs safflower or canola oil1 white onion, coarsely chopped1 clove garlic, coarsely chopped4 cans (14 oz, 440kg each) black beans3 cups (24 fl oz/750 ml) chicken stock1 fresh epatzote sprig (optional...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST

Summer Spaghetti With Avacado

1 pound tomatoes6 ounces spaghetti2 tbs olive oil1 garlic clovesalt and freshly ground black pepper1 avocadolemon juice6-8 large basil leavesfreshly grated parmesan cheese1.) first fill a saucepan wit...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

professionally speaking

it's true, i've been writing letters endorsing myself on company time.---to whom it may concern,kristen has held a position of many hats: a happy-go-lucky woman about town, receptionist, and lover of ...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:11:00 PST

i've practically done gone.

if everything goes according to plan i'm turning in applications saturday, and moving in on monday. seattleites: if you want to get some of this, then just know the kind of running i'll be doing in...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST

don't let it touch you! it's contagious!

i bet none of the other fish take him seriously.
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

no.

    i made my first million by the age of one, modeling as a gerber baby. i wrote the magna carta on an etch a sketch when i was three, got lucky in macy's mens department when i was fi...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

when did our family portrait get so fucked up?

oh mr. gobbles!!so that you know, i am thoroughly embarrassed at how loud and long i just laughed at this picture. but i must say i'm completely floored by what an amazing childhood photo this is....s...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

a whole bunch of retrospect.

guys, i need a new lexicon. don't give me a dictionary, i already have four. don't give me politics, poetry, love or writing about love and you. give me anything new to wrap my words around....and in ...
Posted by Auntie Kristen on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST