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Abra Cadaver

Go Zombie Go

About Me

I drew this ^_^ hurayyy for flower death power!I felt like redoing this thing.... because i should be doing something else, but want to be a ..um..rebel...Hey. I teach microwaves who's boss. I am a professional Zombie Slayer. I love being warm. I am a big procrastinator. If you dont know me, your probably lame already. Lame like a fox. I lose my keys often. I hate sneezing. I dont eat much. I have probably beat off on your bed. I am not a musician. I am a Riddle Master. Time Traveler. Muse. intellectually permiscous. I like soup. But I much rather gumbo. What the fuck is a Gumbo Party? my throat hurtss.. I finally learned how to do laundry. i hate laundry. hurray for popcorn. I like to eat the little dried vegetables that come in the roman noodle cups. alone. i pick out all the marshmellows in cereals and eat bowls of marshmellows. alone. I like the idea of smoking out of a tobacco pipe. hurray for the riff raff. i think Michael Jackson died in the late 80s, and some boy-hungry corpse worm took his emtpy carcass as a host to spread chaos through out the children kingdom. How does the king of cartoons feel about this? Why does he only have penny cartoons?.... dot. dot. dot. dot.i like you

My Interests

Amputation ( preferably self amputation), Castration ( you dont see that any more..) Incan sacrifices. Cannibalism! Pimps. nipple rings. Rubix cubes. Religion. Occultism. Africa. North and South Korea. India. Black Maddona. blood sucking condoms. Vaginas with Teeth. sleepy time. Stonings ( you dont see that anymore... it's community activity.). Space. Robots. Zombies. Science. Gore. Missing Teeth. Itchy Elbows. Glass Eyes. Bags of Milk from high school. ect. ect. ect. i drew that... MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

I'd like to meet:

Olodumare. La Ara Anu.... The Embodiment of my love. The embodiment of my joys and happiness. My fears incarnate. Unhappy clowns, unloved lovers. Robotic monks and Zombified doctors.. The guy who thought of Ramon Noodles..so I can kill him. Todo de los potencias de Cielo. Living Contradictions, dying successes, rising laughters. Jokers and swindlers. Hooligans and Bafoons. Brutes and Goons. Stars and skylight. Thunderous voices. Smooth skin. Loving hugs. dungeon keepers. axe wielders. wheel makers. the underpaid and the over worked. :)

Music:

Indie musics. underground Rappers like Chief Kimachi. Cee-lo Green. Anything that tells a story is good. whatever sound that correctly moves in pleasing sequences, really.

Movies:

Anything that involves horror. Cthulu, amputation. GOOD cartoon violence. Violent deaths. Homosexuals...good ones. Cube was good. Also was Hyper Cube. Hedwig and the Angry Inch ( since someone reminded me of it..). Also Cannible Holocaust. Zombie Holocaust. World War Z. ruff ruff ruff...

Television:

El Telivision Esta Hablando!!! The Television is Talking !!! Dont interrupt it!! You'll have to pry the remote out of my cold dead fingers!!!!

Books:

FlatterLand. FlatLand. The Rising. City of the Dead. Sounds of Waves. Memoires of a Geisha. Zork. anything from here to the sun, really. Anything by Joeseph Cambell. Anything by Richard Matherson and Brian Keene. I dont like Stephan king too much. Except cell.

Heroes:

My Padrinos, my Eggun. My parents. My robotic-self. I dont know what I would do without it.. Social Workers. The underpaid and Over worked. the forced laborers. Slaves. Leaders. people who never break. People who always have something enlightening or constructive to say.

My Blog

it seemed to work?

  I decided to clean up my Eggun altar, acknowledge their part in my life, and set some honey out for their help.   today is actually a good day, it seems. I dont know exactly what's di...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

some of you are looking so hot to me right now...

         I will pay someone in pennies and cups of sugar if they give me a massage... gosh, I might even give them a pair of matching socks and un popped popcorn ( b...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST

Marta, the Choo Choo, and my two day Vacacion.

         I went to Atlanta to chill with my godmom. Everyone was gone for the holidays or had some bussiness to take care of. Goddad was in Panama, and the kids were all ...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:27:00 PST

June Bug Waltz. Recap on life...

First thing, I am listening to The June Bug Waltz by Hurray For The Riff Raff. The lyric that kinda hit me hard from the song was " oh my little darling. you wont be mine forever. You werent made for ...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

Winter is coming...and i am hating this.

   Winter stinks! I have to be warm ALL THE TIME!...it's the only way I'm able to function...        It kinda sucks sleeping alone while it's freezing outside. ...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

HIV test results, OH Gret Captain!

    So, before I sleep with guys, i wanted to make sure I was tested negative. And so, yes. I came back negative.         Good..     Work is work. Sc...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST

Would u hold you breath, waiting for me to exhale??

   Life-recap...           But first, a itty bitty rant.        I was watching one of those ' match dot com' or E-Harmony co...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST

Would u hold you breath, waiting for me to exhale??

   Life-recap...           But first, a itty bitty rant.        I was watching one of those ' match dot com' or E-Harmony co...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST

He sings my body electric...

   So.      I've got.. I've got about 2 and a half years left of school to be a paramedic, and about 3 months to be an EMT-B.   I am very proud that I think I'...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

thank you, September.

                          Thank you so very much, September...    &nbs...
Posted by Abra Cadaver on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST