About Me
Right off the bat, I'm way fuckin' cool.
At first you'll hate it, but then you'll agree.
And in some point in time of your life,
you're going to copy off of me.
Or really like something I like or introduce you to.
I have a knack for bringing out the best and worst in everyone.
You might become obessessed with me.
But don't be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
"A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut."
::WARNING::
IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED:
Please, FUCK OFF!
...all the things you'll want to know...
but all the things you'll wish you didn't.
Intro
Yes, I am approachable;
but not available, attainable, nor tamable.
I will laugh at you if you start by telling me,
"hey...no offense..."
*Seriously, nothing you have to say
about me can define me.*
BUT YOU STILL REALLY BLOW!
If what you have to say is interesting...
I can be interesting as well.
If what you have to say is absolutely stupid...
well, I can be stupid too:
ie. BLOCK , IGNORE ,REJECT!!!
Sometimes I can be one of the most open minded
persons you'll ever fucking meet.
Sometimes, I curse too fucking much.
I'm stubborn and I live perfectly happy with that.
"We only live once."
Yes, I do strive for perfection.
Yes, I do think I'm better than some people.
Yes, I do take my own pictures.
-I can be brilliant.
-I can be indecisive.
-I can be wrong.
-I can be creative.
-I can be paranoid.
-I can be spiritual.
-I can be perfect.
-I can be simply me.
-I'm Cristina.
-I'm pretty honest.
-I'm pretty cool.
-I'm pretty pictorial.
-I'm pretty a r t i s t i c !
-I'm pretty goofy.
-I'm pretty crazy.
-I'm just pretty.
-I'm nice.
-I'm mean.
-I generally fuckin' care.
Look, I'm not the kind of chic you think I am.
I'm not the kind of person you'd expect me to be.
I generally talk to everyone.
Yet I generally don't trust anyone.
I've grown to accept the fact that
a part of me can be psycho tic.
I am only as friendly as my gut can handle.
I don't fucking kiss ass.
Try to make an impression.
I don't get hung up over petty losses.
I love life. I just hate mine.
I'm not a bitch.
But that might be DENIAL.
Even if you read all of this, you'll still never understand me.
Facts&Opinions
I don't have my own house yet. It sucks.
I'm unemployed. It sucks, too.
I'm a mom of two beautiful children: Demitri and Sadie.
I am also happily taken with my fiance Irvin. He is someone very important and dear to my heart.
...life facts continued...
Growing up I've realized that my life is not the best life.
Growing up I've learned to deal with that.
There are still many things I'm confused about.
One thing is for sure: I know who I am.
*So fuck your morals, traditions, ideals, the norm, and the socially acceptable.*
It's ok to be different.
It's ok to be normal.
Whatever that is...
Someday you're going to figure out what you're about,
then no one can ever break you down or break you apart.
I never expect the happy endings...
I just secretly hope for them.
I have a serious problem with:
-stupid boring people
F.Y.I.: 1f U tYp3 L1k3 d1s,
don't you fucking ever message me.
I constantly change all the little things...
my make-up , my hair , my mood...
*I have no general stability.*
Especially not mental and emotional stability.
But hey...shit happens...
Every now and then I try to reinvent myself.
I like to dream that I'll be rich and famous...
I'm just starting to know what I want to be.
Rant On
Why should you care about:
-my race
-my beliefs?
-my clothes
-my style?
-my political views
-my sexuality?
Prejudice is prejudice no matter
what side you're on.
FAQs
No, I don't hate the world or myself.
No, I don't do drugs...all the time.
No, Jesus doesn't love me.
No, he doesn't love you either.
No, I don't think you're hot.
No, I don't want to meet with you.
No, I don't want to see your penis.
No, I'm not:
-atheist
-anarchist
-juggalette
-satanist
-racist
-sexist
-vegetarian
-straight edge
-gothic
-emo
...or to sum it all up:
-DOWNRIGHT RETARDED.
"Normal is what you already are."
But hey, who am I really trying to convince?
And if some of you are frowning, groaning, or whining...
well that's also normal for stupid humans to do anyway!
Your clothes, your looks, or the music you listen to
won't make me hate you.
But I might think you're cheap, ugly
& your favorite band sucks my favorite band's dicks.
What you wear or look like doesn't make
you or anyone a good or a bad person.
*but do please take note that you don't always look good in what you're wearing you fatass*
I dread stereotypes.
I dread when people say, "but labels exist no matter what! You label oranges as fruits, don't you?"
Listen up you friggin' retard:
There's a difference between labeling an orange as a fruit and labeling a person as a stereotype.
A fruit will be a fruit whereas a person won't always be made up of your petty fucking generalizations.
It's just your close minded way of tidying up society so you don't have to deal with REALITY.
I don't care if you're bipolar. You're just retarded.
Grow a brain.
And if you can't grow a brain then buy a dildo and go fuck yourself.
But remember!
Things are good, people are good...and you've got your whole life to find that out.
BE POSITIVE! like me ♥
As far as contacts go: just ask!
Want my aim?
Want my number?
Ya gotta work for it!
Just a little. ♥
