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DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology

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I'm the fastest growing Life System in America and Your Guidebook to True Un-enlightenment.

I'm here to help you fix your failed and fractured life through the Joys of Un-motivation. After reading me, you'll be able to better understand The Wonderful World of Sedentology--and why the Un-motivated Lifestyle is the only choice for anyone who's not legally retarded!

My Interests

Not Doing Stuff, Saving the World from Itself, Sharing my Genius with the less fortunate, over-motivated, ulcer factories that I like to call, "Everybody Else." Drinking myself happy at Wrigley Field.

I'd like to meet:


TURN ONS: Morons! ...And Idiots. From all walks of Life. It makes no difference if you're a rich, powerful, world renowned Rock Icon or if you're a half-starved, unwashed misanthrope who's pissing away his twenties, working at Starbucks because you can't let go of your delusional dream of someday becoming a rich, powerful, world renowned Rock Icon.

TURN OFFS: Go-getters, Movers & Shakers, and People with a Cause.

VITAL STATS: First of all, I've been told that my Binding is Perfect! I'm 6"x9" with a full color laminated cover and 124 luscious pages (and, yes, they're real!).

INFO: Let's get it on! You can find me at:

J.Bear Productions

Music:

Yanni, John Tesh--pretty much anything that'll help me get to sleep.

Movies:

All Movies are Great, even if they Totally Suck. Anything that'll get you to sit on your ass for ninety minutes or more is Aces in my Book!

Television:

Even better than Movies! There's nothing sweeter to a Sedentologist than your sofa's well-worn ass crater.

Books:

This is one of those double-edged sword things. On the one hand, Books are the Sedentologist's Satan Incarnate; oh, they seem nice and Un-motivational because you're just sitting there for long periods of time as you read them, but in reality you're using way too much brain power, which in turn stimulates your creativity, which in turn often leads to Doing Stuff. On the other hand, you can completely ignore all the above stuff when it comes to reading DENIANETICS .

My Blog

J.Bear Wins Presidential Award!

For more details, Check Out the New Posting on our A.S.S. Blog.CLICK HERE to Check it Out!
Posted by DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

DENIANETICS-- Now Available at Amazon.com & Borders!

We know you're a slacker. In fact, we've done our best to make you that way. That's why we're happy to announce that we've made it even easier to Buy the World's Leading Un-motivational Guide, "DENIAN...
Posted by DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

New A.S.S. Blog!

Our A.S.S. (American Sedentology Society) Blog is up and running.New Blog posted this morning!Check it out:A.S.S. Blog...
Posted by DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

"Death, Inc." is Now Available!

"Death, Inc."-- our First Sedentology Novel is Available Now!And, because we know that many computer-oriented people today prefer to shun that evil old-school world of Actual Books, Actual Friends, an...
Posted by DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

FREE Samples, NEW Content....

Still not sure about DENIANETICS?  We understand.  After all, $12.95 is alot of money.  Why, that's like two whole drinks downtown or a couple of gallons of gas or a pack of cigarettes ...
Posted by DENIANETICS: A Layman's Guide to Sedentology on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST