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Mr. Lyons

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Before I get into my Suv, I fuel up on TV, there I sit with my breakfast bowl, of Quaker Oats Stupid-O's

My Interests

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Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and Lu Lu - The axis of good... ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------Music and entertainment are the axis of evil... Just listen to Bon Jovi and you'll understand my point - It's the Jov who led me to the conclusion that even freedom of expression should have its limits.----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------Hugo Chavez commenting on the George Bush administrations buyout of nine of the largest banks in the USA:“Bush is to the left of me now,” said Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who also referred to Bush as “comrade.”And now we have Obama... who seems like a nice and sincere guy but I would imagine that he and his crew sit at the same table as George and his crew sat - at the Thanksgiving day dinner folding table set up for the children by mommy and daddy Wall Street and Corporate Lobbyist. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++Personally, I still don't understand why so many American's despise Chavez. He's a democratically elected leader who has almost a 70% approval rating - not to mention what he's done for the poor and working classes of Venezuela... America should be so lucky to have such a leader. And besides, Chavez is witty.

My Blog

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 6

Chapter 6               Although Dale Helbrandt couldnt hold a pen, knife or fork, he did learn how to maneuver his electric wheelchair and he was quite deft at running over the feet of ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 23:40:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 5

 Dale Skinnendore continued working at the Wal-Mart, where hed been employed since he was sixteen, for two years following high school.  He always worked as a checker and he was good at it  matte...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 23:46:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 4

            Dale Helbrandt grew up a normal cerebral palsy boy in Green Bay, Wisconsin and did all those things that normal kids do: he watched Saturday morning cartoons, ate Lucky Charms Cereal and...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 3

Chapter 3             Dale Skinnendore grew up an ordinary dress-wearing Indian boy in the Northern Wisconsin town of Shawano, and as a youngster he liked watching Saturday morning cartoons, eati...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:16:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 2

Chapter 2   Dale Skinnendore             As the story goes, Injun Jon rode Jody until she began her contractions.  Pounding away, hard and simple in the missionary position, grinning boyi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 08:05:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Chapter 1

Chapter 1                Jody Skinnendore and Big Injun Jon were the parents of Dale Skinnendore and it could be said that they were drunken-in-love Indians because both of them liked to fuck&...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 22:43:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Introduction

Introduction                 Mens sana in corpore sano  A healthy mind in a healthy body               What Im reporting to you are facts in the case study of one such M & M" SCS".  It i...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 04:34:00 GMT

Split Character Syndrome" - A Tale of Two Dales - Preface

                                           PREFACE             Normally people are singular in their character and born whole  with exception of the occasional extra chromosome or the malformed ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 01:34:00 GMT

The Doctrine of Laziness: Lazy Now! Lie Down and Fight!

The Doctrine of Laziness: Lazy Now! Lie Down and Fight!First of all I would like to apologize for taking initiative and writing this document·  It goes against all principles and the integrity of the ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:19:00 GMT

Dirty Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez On Tuesday morning, in an unexpected unanimity, people worldwide converged in Starbucks to indulge their peccadilloes.  By 10:30am it is reported that there were over eighty thousand cus...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:47:00 GMT