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Jenius

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About Me



My Interests


Starbucks.
Starbucks Girls :D
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I'd like to meet:


A Mexican prostitute.
The doctor with the cure for my death sentence.

Music:


Ryan Adams
Blanche
Tegan & Sara
Genesis
Pearl Jam
The Replacements
Andy McKee
KT Tunstall (HOT)
MotherLoveBone

Movies:


I'm picky and selective, yet my tastes in film do not keep me within a particular genre. Basically, I like movies that aren't dumb.

Television:


They still make those?

Football
Hockey
The Office
Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:


I typically have 2 or 3 going at once. I have no idea why.

Heroes:


I'm gonna say Thomas Jefferson.

My Blog

20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity (from freethoughtpedia.com)

1. Christianity is based on fear. While today there are liberal clergy who preach a gospel of love, they ignore the bulk of Christian teachings, not to mention the bulk of Christian history. Through...
Posted by Jenius on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:39:00 PST

poem

...  i came up with this one late last night and committed it to wordpad.wandering aimlesslythis cesspool of lonelinesswhat am i looking for?a thousand thoughtsyet no ideas to hold on towhat am i...
Posted by Jenius on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

Lunsford Killer Gets Death

INVERNESS, Fla. - A convicted sex offender was sentenced Friday to death for kidnapping 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford, raping her and burying her alive in his yard.John Evander Couey looked straight ahe...
Posted by Jenius on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

Evil Hordes of Moose Planning Earths Destruction

Q. What was the highest temperature on Earth ever recorded?(natural not created)A. 136 degrees F (58 degrees C) in Libya, 1922lol, what does the propaganda-machine claim caused this record?cow farts?c...
Posted by Jenius on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

The Mean Green Double-Flush

"The eggs are still good.  See how the yolk stays?  Yeah, you can boil them up and they'll be fine.  Absolutely."Yippee!I boiled up the other 5 eggs.  I loves me them hard-boiled e...
Posted by Jenius on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

Im Like, So Cultural, Ya Know?

Well, finally went to the museums here in Pittsburgh.  While the excursion wasn't the pathetic "trip to Wal-Mart" that I expected, it wasn't quite awe-inspiring, either.For some reason, everythin...
Posted by Jenius on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

quote collections (bash.org)

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie(JHawk111420) k, how old ...
Posted by Jenius on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:48:00 PST

Put 5k on The New Orleans Saints

The New Orleans Saints Will Win The SuperBowl by Phillippe Jones (Special Reporter) An 'ineptuser.com' Exclusive! I has been in the game for sa longs time kid oh I can tells jew a many stories what...
Posted by Jenius on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:37:00 PST

Tornados & Water Spouts, Oh My!

The four of us were tooling away in the storekeep of U.S.S. Boone for the last several days.  The room is below the water line, has no A/C, and has steel cabinets that are 25 years old crammed in...
Posted by Jenius on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

Rescue Dawn trailer: He Needed to Fly

Check out this video: He Needed to Fly Add to My Profile | More VideosI've been waiting and waiting for this film, and it's finally coming!...
Posted by Jenius on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST