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Poo Monster

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hide in people's bathrooms and when they're not looking, I jump out and eat their crap before they flush it! i also have a collection of celebrity poops that is unofficially the largest and most extensive in the contiguous u.s., maybe even the world.

My Interests

sneaking, painting, long walks along the sewer, the sunset in the fall, and love at first sight.

I'd like to meet:

People with healthy poop. Oh yeah and Wilson Philips.

Music:

poop dylan, poopy cash, van pooplen, motley poo, led pooplin, poop the drive-in, poop in, poopie/dc, bon poopi, shotgun pooping, in poop-eo, poop vs. thunderbird, poop and ashes, pooping kansas, poop of life, linkin poop, korn(you know like when theres corn in yr poo), diarhea ross,

Movies:

Bring it on, Bring it on again

Television:

Ripley's Believe it or not!

Books:

Everyone poops...and I eat it! the cacas book even though it is predominately animal's feces and theres only one human poo. but hey, once its out of the anus it kind of all looks the same y'know? i get hungry and excited just imagining that all these different varieties of dung are all from different people....

Heroes:

the indians...the actual indians, not the baseball team.