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It's Jeff

I'm in Heaven when you smile

About Me

I'm just like everybody else. I wake up every morning, jack off, rub the cum into my chest and go back to sleep.

My Interests

depends

I'd like to meet:

coolness

Music:

You never heard of my shit.

Movies:

The ones I make

Television:

Dish

Books:

Reading is hard so it better be a good book

Heroes:

Stand alone

My Blog

Season Finale

  I look up from the airplane widow and- fade to black. A whole new Season of "Its Jeff" starts in a week or does it?
Posted by It's Jeff on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

It's been more than a month since I blogged

 Where's the outrage? Can you believe the nfl kicked out Pacman Jones for a year? I call bullshit. What's a nappy headed ho? What would Jesus really say about Don Imus? I mean really. Are you pis...
Posted by It's Jeff on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

That's not how Brutus died

 I've been loving the HBO series Rome since it came out, to bad its over after this season. At least they they knew going in. Anyway just a little background for everybody, all the characters are...
Posted by It's Jeff on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:42:00 PST

I shampooed my beard.

 I just had never thought to so far. That's my statement. Now here's my statement/question- do you shampoo your crotch and if so do you condition too? I do. Thank you American Presidents
Posted by It's Jeff on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Revenge Is in the Air

 Says a a twenty-nine year old man in Iraq. As the surge continues I doubt it will have any effect on the people of Iraq to not exact revenge on each other. For anybody who wants to have an under...
Posted by It's Jeff on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

Smelled Bad, not like Shit but just Bad Smelling

      It's always weird to have somebody standing behind you after get out your car but even more so when its night time. My first thought was I'll put up a fight instead of j...
Posted by It's Jeff on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

I Got Some Shit

 Let's shit this shit.
Posted by It's Jeff on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

Just My Imagination

running away with me.
Posted by It's Jeff on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

Its Jeff's new saying...

 Fuck you or Fuck not.
Posted by It's Jeff on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

My dumbest thoughts

 Wonder if eating was a survival tactic?
Posted by It's Jeff on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST