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Reaper M. Jones

That's Right...I Don't Just Make Love...

About Me

This Love Machine is Temporarily Under Construction

My Interests

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Visit Dark Winter Studios...Ask for Babs!

I'd like to meet:

And if I can't meet her I'd at least like to meet her bikini!!!.

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Music:

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Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..In no particular order: Boondock Saints, House of 1,000 Corpses, Dawn of the Dead, Halloween, Night of the Living Dead (both original and remake), The Haunting (original), Psycho (original), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (guess which one), The Amityville Horror (do I need to say it again?), Reconciled Through the Christ, Stink-O-Rama, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters, Black Christmas, Jaws, The Fog, The Hills Have Eyes, The Thing, The Exorcist, Kill Bill (both volumes), Sleepy Hollow, Spider Baby, House of 1,000 Corpses, Caddyshack, Airplane, The Naked Gun, Phantasm series, Shaun of the Dead, Demons, Cemetary Man, Knightriders, Stage Fright, Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Brewster's Millions, The Lord of the Rings, The Shining, Lord of Illusions, Hudson Hawk, 13 Seconds, Army of Darkness, House on Sorority Row, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, National Lampoon's Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Vegas Vacation, In Country, and so many, many more...

Television:

Family Guy, Carnivale, Curb Your Enthusiasm, World's Best, The Chappelle Show, Late Night with David Letterman, The Late, late show with Craig Ferguson, That 70's Show, Stink-O-Rama, The Fish Taco Show, The Simpsons, Dinner For Five, Ebert and Roeper At the Movies, The Love Boat, Dark Shadows, Three's Company, Saturday Night Live, Sanford and Son, Soap, Dr. Katz, Seinfeld, and whatever else I might stop on while flipping channels..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

The Haunting of Hill House, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Beast, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Congo, Airframe, The Island, The Exorcist, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Amityville Horror, Travels, Legion, Eaters of the Dead, Timeline, The Great Train Robbery, The Princess Bride, Don't Play Dead Before You Have to, and Twisted Loneliness by Joe Knetter.

Heroes:

Sid Haig, Ken Foree, Nick Tallo, George Romero, John Carpenter, Gunnar Hansen, Leslie Easterbrook, John Candy, Ricky Grove, William Smith, David Early, Joe Knetter, Gary Brolson, Chad Vader.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

A Christmas Tale Part Two: Stephen Claus

Here's the second third of A Christmas Tale or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Larry Flynt    Veteran Secret Service Agent Browning had been protecting the vital interes...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST

A Christmas Tale Part One: Ho Ho Ohhhh No

      Okay kids, this story sucks but I hope you have a golly gosh goddamn good time reading it. For some reason the font is fucked up but, you know, if I wanted to put effor...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:43:00 PST

Interview

..>I hope my friend Moviemark DVD doesn't mind my reposting this. It's an interview that was done on me shortly after the release of his stellar DVD "MovieMark Indie Shorts Project Volume 1" It was fu...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST

Casting News Baby!!!

For a week now I've been wanting to post a lil' bit of news because I was told last Wednesday I could officially make this announcement. Since then I've been bogged down with rehearsals for Rocky, the...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:25:00 PST

A Jihad on Prices

I'm noticing my man titties are getting larger and more lady-like. I'm starting to look like goddamn Meatloaf in "Fight Club". I've got bigger titties than most of you women out there; don't believe m...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Elvis

More Mexicans Name Their Kids Jesus Than Americans Name Their Kids Elvis
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:48:00 PST

Hairy Emily Fuckershit

Emily Fuckershit stood on the cliff of destiny peering into the blue, cloud checkered sky as the ocean met the horizon in the distance. The explosion of purples and oranges and greys reflected on the ...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

Nonesense Say I

Fuck the King dressed all in red an empty crown upon his head Fuck the dimpled spaded Queen the shining star of a gang bang scene Fuck the Jack all dressed in black and fuck the monkey on his back Fuc...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST

At The Fence...The Old Man

     The old man stood at the edge of the field and watched as the hearse rolled on slowly leading the procession. He spit out a long stream of Mammoth Cave reckoning he had known ...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Smoking Area Part II

I wrote this for a friend today because it's completely true! Oh man...the smoke break is weird today as I went and left mycigarettes in the van which is now at Michelle's work. She won't be abl...
Posted by Reaper M. Jones on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST