Fuck Columbus Day (and Martha Stewart) |
Let's all join hands and celebrate a holiday that reminds us of what morally degrading, marginalizing, divide and conquering traditions comprise American culture. Today on Martha Stewart, Martha Stewa...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST |
Britney Negotiates Apology, pt. 2 |
She drives me crazy! I can't believe she would actually apologize!!If Britney Spears is going to apologize for sucking both at life and as a musician, i want to start hearing a lot of poor musicians s...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST |
Britney In Negotions Over Apology for VMA performance |
An Emmy Awards show source told Usmagazine.com that Fox is "in negotiations" with Britney Spears to make an appearance on Sunday's telecast. "The idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST |
FYI Helmet-donning yuppie bikers: I will destroy you |
If i get passed in the bike lane by another idiot yuppie who doesn't even bike faster than me (y'know--the asshole who passes you right as you reach the fucking stop light)...I am gonna crack their he...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST |
Erasure's "Chains of Love"=Cheesy Pop goodness at its peak |
Okay, so last night's Erasure show was freakin fantabulous. Andy Bell rocked that diamond-clad staircase like Madonna in "Material Girl."I waited all night for "A Little Respect," but the "Chains of L...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST |
07/07/07 becomes Prince Day with trio of performances |
In a Purple HazeBy Jon Bream, Star Tribune"Minneapolis, I am home," Prince declared after his first song on Saturday.This was going to be no ordinary Prince homecoming. On the seventh day of the seven...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST |
Prince gets in a jam with police |
By Chris Riemenschneider, Star TribuneApparently, even Prince isn't enough of a king in Minneapolis to bend the laws.The rock legend's much-anticipated return to First Avenue nightclub was unplugged b...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST |
Stop Doing that Fucking Hand Dance in the Public Library |
Why do people do the stupid hand dancing while listening to music at the public library?? Seriously, are your crunk jams so titilating that you just gotta shake your groove thing a bit?? It seriously ...
Posted by Crystal on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST |
ZLB Makes me wanna smoke crack |
Yesterday was the first day i didn't have to spend three hours in the ZLB plasma center. I went there right before they closed.
"Finally," I exclaimed in inner thought, "This is the best time to come...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST |
The Ballad of Wallace Stevens |
When be seems
To be
Overcast.
Distorted,
Thwarted
Not reality.
Change emerges
Clarity,
Knowledge.
Forecasts,
Yesterdays
Not today.
When Shadows
Of the sun
Manipulate.
Defeat,
Bea...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST |
