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Big Nanni J

When the trailer's rocking, please come a knockin'

About Me

Well, once upon a time I was a very happy woman, with all of my teeth and a trailer to call home. Now things have changed and I'm out on the streets, alone, with my 12 babies and not one of their 13 daddies is around to help out. People wonder why I'm so disgruntled all the time and I say you try being knocked up for over half of your life and then get back to me on being happy fricking go lucky. Smiling people can kiss my ass and anyone who laughs around me deserves to get beat. I try to be a good person, but it don't seem to get me nowhere...... so now I've hooked up with BLOWW and I'm hoping they can send me onto a path that at least leads to trailer hitch and maybe indoor plumbing..... I'm not a particular woman, as you can all tell by my latest and last conquest. Beggars can't be choosers!!

My Interests

Beer, music, beer, hockey, beer, sex, pick up trucks, wood panel, NASCAR, stock car racing and cow tipping.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isn't related to me..... I am so tired of keeping it in the family.

Music:

Anything with a little twang to it...... if it sounds like a cat being skinned alive, I can rock out to it. Lynard Skynard, Travis Tritt, Dixie Chicks, Shania Twain, Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn are a few of my favorites in my 8-track collection.......oh and how could I forget the queen Reba McIntyre?????

Movies:

Can't afford the picture shows..... kinda hard to go to the movies with a kid on each tit.....

Television:

Yes, I used to own one but I shot out the screen a few months back when I got into a fight with my cousin/husband over watching country music videos or a Behind the Scene on Tammy Wynette..... needless to say I missed both shows that day.

Books:

Are the flyers in the Sunday paper considered books cause I love to look at all the pretty stuff on sale at Wal-Mart.....?

Heroes:

I am my own frigging hero and if anyone has anything to say about that.......

My Blog

It came down to cheese...

That fucking Chi Chi pushed me over the edge last night. Bitch broke into my trailer and stole my five pound block of government cheese. How do you explain to twelve whining kids that you can't make...
Posted by Big Nanni J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kiss my ass!!!

All you bastards out there can kiss my ass..... no need to mention names, you know who you are.  Especially the whore....... she is so gonna get it one of these days.  Kids are crying, time ...
Posted by Big Nanni J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST