Vinny

I'm Vinny friggin Benedetto. what are you lookin at? I was born and raised in the lovely city of Revere, MA. Upon graduation (I mean being expelled) from perochial school, I finished my education in the public school system. I then attempted to ride the rapids of higher education at Bunker Hill Community College, but it was not to be. This friggin awesome buddy of mine, Stumpy Larry, gave me some tips on entering the world of adult entertainment. While on spring break in Daytona Beach, I managed to get a job at a gentlemen's club, and decided to stay there instead of returning to Boston. I worked that circuit for about ten years until I was sick of the sunshine and hot teenage girls who wouldn't put out to an older guy (I just don't understand why). So I decided to return to my home state where the weather's a little more fuckin crazy and so are the broads. I mean, who the fuck wants to be surrounded by beautiful fuckin weather all the time anyway? And these girls up here...fuhgettaboutit. After continuing my career in various "dance clubs" I found an ad in the back of some free weekly shit-shingle newspaper and applied for the job of referee with the Boston League of Women Wrestlers. Suffice to say, I'm still surrounded by hot broads. fuhgettaboutit!