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Ms. Ann Thropic

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You may remember my first upset at the Miss Preteen Florida pageant back in '87. Tortured by 2nd Runner up finishes throughout adolescence, I have developed a hatred for all humankind into my adulthood. I have long since left the beauty pageant circuit (I swear to god, they are run by some aesthetic illuminati!) and instead participate in what I call life’s beauty pageant. Godammit, I don’t care what some stupid judges say, I know I’m the prettiest and I wear my tiara and sash proudly everywhere I go to denote my first place status. Those that challenge or belittle this are subjected to my dizzying wrath of violent hissy-fits; this knack for violence stems from my childhood hobby of wrasslin’ gators in the swamps with my brothers. And to all of my challengers, especially you Guzzlie Locks…go ahead, hate me because I’m beautiful, but remember, I’m Ms. Ann Thropic, I hated you before you could even process my superior looks.
Hey dicks! I HAVE RETIRED FROM BLOWW! Even though I'm not in the shows anymore still go check 'em out. I know you only went to see me, but too fucking bad, my wrasslin days are over.
FOR NOW!

My Interests

Me, me and me!! I like buying products for my face, hair and body and going shopping for gowns and accessories. I like to talk on the phone with people who like to talk about how pretty and fantastic I am or how repugnant and idiotic everyone else is. I also like doing things like writing (autobiographies) and art projects such as photography and painting (self-portraits are my specialty). Also, I really like my job, there is nothing like kicking some bitch's ass in the wrestling ring and looking pretty doing it!! The BLOWW (Boston League of Women Wrestlers) website will be up soon, look out for it and also check out BLOWW on myspace for additional photos and info of those trashy-ass rivals of mine.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will love me for my outside.

Music:

Wilson Phillips, Cher, Alanis Morrissette, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams and Neil Diamond

Movies:

Carrie (especially the part where she seeks revenge for being humiliated,she looked so good in her tiara all covered in blood!!), Drop Dead Gorgeous, Selena, Bring it On, Sugar and Spice, Miss Firecracker, Miss Congeniality, Beautiful, Smile, The Secret World of Beauty Pageants.

Television:

Extreme Makeovers, American Idol, Star Search, Maury Povich, Hollywood Squares, What Not To Wear (BBC version), Making the Band, Driven, Anna Nicole Show, Style Court.

Books:

I haven't been into books since Sweet Valley High was cool. To be honest, I think they distract me from thinking about myself. I'll occasionally pick up something by Jackie Collins and every now and then an US Magazine.

Heroes:

Vanessa Williams, I totally love her!!! Jon Benet, Blair from the Facts of Life, Whitley from Different World, Imelda Marcos, and Eva Peron.

My Blog

Here we go again...chaos in the kitchen!!

Big Nannie J, Guzzlie Locks and I were supposed to get together for a semi-civilized evening of snacks and beers to discuss our next meeting (I don't know why we even attempt such feats). I should ha...
Posted by Ms. Ann Thropic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST