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guzzlie

destroy, defile, drink beer. amen.

About Me

ggggrrrrrrrrr...i am a bear stuck in a mother freakin' semi-female body. i drink lot's of beer and that's it. i like to rearrange the faces of humans that annoy me. most likely that is you. so step back and hand me my mother freakin' forty.

My Interests

pounding beers and pounding faces. even better -- pounding beers WHILE pounding faces. beer can sculpture. rolling in the dirt. scratching my claws against large trees. wading in the river, catching fish with my teeth. tasting 40's until i find just the right one. hibernating. shotgunnin' beers. funnelin' beers. spittin' beers. taking people down for the count. jumpin' on the backs of unsuspecting humans. biting. growling.

I'd like to meet:

other radical bears(or a radical bear stuck in a hot female body) that drinks beer faster than the mother freakin' machines can make it.

Music:

the sweet sound of dueling banjos, creedance clearwater revival, willie nelson, johnny cash, guns n' roses, janis joplin.

Movies:

Deliverance, Bad News Bears, Smokey and the Bandit, Strange Brew, The Crying Game.

Television:

Grizzley Adams, Animal Planet, Lassie, Beverly Hillbillies.

Books:

BLOWW flyers

Heroes:

BLOWW (Boston League of Women's Wrestlers)!!!!

My Blog

BEER and BEAR...

isn't it interesting that these two words are so freakin' similar?!!?!?! don't you people see the pattern here??? don't you all understand the convergence of greatness that is happening??? i am Guzzli...
Posted by guzzlie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST