me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, more me...everyone has lame shit on their profile's like: LIFE IS NOT ABOUT BEING WHO EVERYONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE...IT'S ABOUT BEING YOURSELF...these are usually the worst people...what if: YOU, YOURSELF, ARE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG...WELL...THEN YOU'RE FUCKED...YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SOMEONE ELSE but enough about everyone else...let's talk about taking it all.......and saying: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." gettin fresh, crucial bangs, crucial bands, crucial parties, crucial t-shirts, crucial people, crucial drinks, crucial jokes...Irresponsibility intrigues me....Corrupting the youth of america...coming home after being away...dropping my phone in gutters...telling people that they have toilet paper stuck to their shoes...talking in movie theaters...waking up in strange places...being a total fukkin badass...music...fuck...i'm into all kinds of shit...skiing, having a drink with close friends and strangers, travelling, clowning around...The South Bronx Paradise Diet BABY!...sitting on the couch......making funny t shirts and selling them...making tiny t shirts and selling them to girls... sitting outside on lawn chairs and dissing passersby... not answering my phone.....rekanize fools
hot women with brief cases and birthing hips, career minded ladies who are obsessed with getting boned and then going back to work, strippers, someone who deals in sponsorship for Miller High Life,... Mitch Hedberg, Hunter S. Thompson, Beck, Chris Neiratko, Rosalyn Sanchez, The Mooninites, anyone who kicks ass at the game of life...I DO NOT WANT TO ACQUIRE ANY MORE FRIENDS WHO ARE RAPPERS...don't bring the desire to destroy. unless it is coupled with the desire to get beat up. oh and check this shit out...if you're someone from my past like we went to high school together or kindergarten but we weren't really friends...why do you want to all of a sudden reach out and act like we're pals?...kick rocks lame-Os
MF Doom, PowerBar Ernie, PFAC, EPMD, SOB, Co-Flow, Big L, Beatnuts, liks, and any and all classic rock...jazz, the killers, jet, jimmy cliff, Social Distortion, Bloodhound Gang...the soundtrack tunes to ren and stimpy are the shit...Drinking and Revenge yo...And of course, THE PIZDAMEN!
Fletch, the jerk...and i like this line from a movie..."now that's the spirit...thanks for the honesty...now fuck off and die...you filthy slag"
friggin ren and stimpy...aqua teen hunger force, curb your entusiasm, sopranos, that bill maher show basicall everything on hbo...simpsons... chappele too... one of my co workers said some camera people should follow me around and just tape me..idunno tho...evidence is always a bad thing
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog....anything by dr. Suess...mother goose.... the juice... the screenplay for footloose...kevduce...I also like other things that rhyme with goose but that are not books...like....putting your head in a noose...and a girl with a big caboose...getting my drinks spruced...acting obtuse...lips that are loose...cous cous...getting in a fight with a moose...fucking poos-ay...no excuse-s
.. Evil Knevil, Bill CLinton, Ironman, Shooter McGavin, Austin Milbarge, Snoop Dogg, Emmit Fitzhume, Skeletor, Angus Scrimm, Bob Barker, PB!, friggin Carl...the homie Este for saying this, "i didn't realize people even had self esteem after age 20... i thought they had bills and drinking problems."