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Thor the Mighty Cat

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the Cat God of thunder and lightning. Like all Asscatians, I am not truly immortal but rely upon periodic consumption of the Golden Grass of Theporch to sustain my lifespan.
The strongest of the Cat Gods, I have performed feats such as lifting a section of the World Feather Duster and hurling the Mouseball — an extra-dimensional object of incredible power — through the Closet Door.
I possess supercat strength rivaling that of other Marvelous powerhouses such as the Hulk Cat, Hercules the Cat, and Catdiator. I also possess godly stamina, am highly resistant to physical injury, and possess superior speed and reflexes.
I can survive in an apartment unaided. If pressed in battle, I am capable of entering into a "berserker rage" which will increase my strength tenfold by running around the apartment at dizzying speeds, knocking everything over in my path.
In addition, I am a superb paw-to-paw combatant and have mastered a number of weapons such as the War Claw, the Mighty Claw, and the Mighty Fang. I am also very cunning and intuitive in battle, with many days of experience.
I possess two items that assist me in combat: the Coat of Orange Stripes and my mystical smell Cat Poop.
The Coat of Orange Stripes doubles my strength, although the use of this coat usually weakens me after removal, thus I use it sparingly.
The mystical smell Cat Poop is used for flight; weather control; energy projection; dimensional control; matter manipulation and the God Blast, which is a channelling of my godly essence into one massive burst of energy.
I eventually inherited the "Cat Force", which made me become as powerful as my father, Russell. With the "Cat Force", I possess the ability to weild vast amounts of mystical energy for a variety of effects. I can use this energy for the projection of powerful bolts of mystical energies and concussive force, to further augment my strength and stamina, to errect nearly impenetrable force fields, interdimensional travel, the granting of supercat abilities and properties to living beings and objects,...etc.
In this form, I am capable of decapitating a Desk-occupied Studier with one ass throw. I later acquired the knowledge of the Carpets and a level of enlightenment that allowed me to free Hercules the Cat from the eternal cycle of Naps. Leaving the Apartment to become "Endcat Thor" and a cosmic cat-deity, I entered into hibernation in an unknown location in the garage.

My Interests

Eating cat-nip, napping, eating plants, chasing Hercules the Cat, climbing really high into closets, sitting on shoulders, playing with feathers

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other super and mighty cats.

Music:

meow

Movies:

meow!!

Television:

sports only, but I haven't figured out how to get the little players on the screen...an invisible barrier is stopping me

Books:

text books are nice to sit on

Heroes:

I am already one